I have no ida why I give a fuck about any of this, but I am curious to hear how it pans out.


ideally, it would peak with a 4-way sex romp between you, her, a black linebacker, and a thoroughbred


get it...GET IT

i'll keep you updated. so far it's on an up note; i'm taking her out next sunday. i just need to figure out where.

and no, i'm not sure i follow you there.

the main thing causing me to be such a desperate, needy faggot is that for the most part, i've always just gone with girls who were interested in me first, so i never really had to try. this situation is quite new and unfamiliar for me. and i've been lonely and depressed for a long goddamn time now, so i totally feel like rushing into something. whereas she is recently single, balancing a busy life, and is not looking for anything serious.

this thread has helped me see the error of my faggotry though, and i appreciate all of your input.

if the bitch contacts you, make sure to turn the tables on her.

this thread is gayer than richard gere

come on, he was great in pretty woman!

since you already shot yourself in the foot this will be useless, but if theres one thing i learned, its that you never sweat a bitch too hard. play it cool like fonzie whether or not it works out. psycho-logical warfare my friend,turn those tables because she will follow like a lost confused shitty little kid whos parents ignore their tantrums.

Originally posted by: Nice gut, beerslut!

the main thing causing me to be such a desperate, needy faggot is that for the most part, i've always just gone with girls who were interested in me first, so i never really had to try. this situation is quite new and unfamiliar for me. and i've been lonely and depressed for a long goddamn time now, so i totally feel like rushing into something. whereas she is recently single, balancing a busy life

this mirrors my current situation almost identically. However, I think she is looking for a relationship, it's just taking a while to get into it, which is the right way to do it, but for some reason is frustrating as shit for me.

Originally posted by: tommynorcal

since you already shot yourself in the foot this will be useless, but if theres one thing i learned, its that you never sweat a bitch too hard. play it cool like fonzie whether or not it works out. psycho-logical warfare my friend,turn those tables because she will follow like a lost confused shitty little kid whos parents ignore their tantrums.

she's not gonna hear from me for a week, until i tell her i'm taking her to buddakan next sunday. then a nice little walk on the waterfront. bitch doesn't stand a chance!

Just take me instead. I wont put out but I promise I'll call to chat the following day.

don't toy with my emotions, woman. i'm in a fragile state!

I generally only go after girls who I think are interested in me too... most who are I don't like back though. I just can't make that first move if I can't tell the girl has any connection with me.

Good luck, I think a lot of girls gave helpful advice a page or 2 back... Let her make all the moves... Think of how it drove you insane waiting around for her... Well let her wait around for you a few times and it should hopefully drive her nuts and right into your arms! Nothing makes a girl want a guy more than when he acts like she isn't first priority.

TREAT EM LIKE DIRT
AND THEY STICK TO YOU LIKE MUD

would it be appropriate to bring her flowers for this date, or would that not be "playing it cool"?