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jimmy tazer

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October 7 2008 7:34 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
that you heard and you just have to repeat. and it doesnt have to be from this site

what the 61 year old man whos been at my job for 43 years said to the new guy:


"what?? your name is harvey?? what the fuck.... the only people that are named harvey are fucking jews. get the hell out of my lunchroom"


harvey leaves.



VVes 570
m.t.f.u.
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October 7 2008 7:39 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
didn't hear this today but...
"you can call a nigger a spic but he's still a nigger"
carlos danger
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October 7 2008 7:55 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I saw my old Organic Chemistry professor today in the research lab, and I haven't seen him in like a year, and I'm not even sure he remembers my name, but he says to me apropos to NOTHING...

"I bought a box of praying mantises and let them go in my back yard. and I sat out there for hours waiting to watch one catch a bug. sure enough a bee... or y'know a yellow jacket, one of those blue ones, landed next to it--you could see it knew, it got exicted--it knew there was food nearby--"

"And it killed it?" I asked interjecting.

"No. it just sat there. I went inside to get my camera, and when I came back out it had already started eating it." [his lets out a sad sigh]


weird guy.
jimmy tazer
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October 8 2008 7:19 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
LOL
Mr. Bill
Oh No!
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October 8 2008 7:29 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
my little brother hit me with this gem outta no where one day when we were playing halo...

"Prostitution is legal if you videotape it, because it becomes porn"


...the other day at work a customer bought like 20 bags some black cow (manure) while the guy is paying for it this dude i work with comes over and says this to the customer.

"$4.97 for a bag of shit. fuck I'll come over to your house and shit in your yard for free!"
chrisNJ
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October 8 2008 8:58 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
the penjus is mightier than the sword
cbrickhouse
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October 8 2008 9:02 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Mr. Bill
"Prostitution is legal if you videotape it, because it becomes porn";



well, he has a point
Davey.
Baby Cole
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October 8 2008 9:02 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
chrisNJ
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October 8 2008 9:07 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i said PENJUS
Mr. Bill
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October 8 2008 9:11 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
"OMG! I left the iron on. Well, maybe if I prey hard enough jesus will ressurect and turn it off for me. I mean he does owe me one." -Me
Brett Weir
im gay
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October 8 2008 9:14 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
"lick my balls, go back to jersey"
-south street cop
miss laura
HAI MAJIDE
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October 8 2008 9:18 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
lots of awesome shit was said last night at the flyers game, that's for sure.


i wonder if eddie remembers saying any of it.
Brett Weir
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October 8 2008 9:27 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
"PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG"

"GRAY SHIRT. GET OFF THE ICE. YOU HOMO"
miss laura
HAI MAJIDE
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October 8 2008 10:32 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
"SHOW US YOUR TITS, GRAY SHIRT"

"...yan, that's a dude".



"................SHOW US YOUR TIIIIIIIIIIIITS"
Jess.
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October 8 2008 10:34 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Early Cuyler

didn't hear this today but...
"you can call a nigger a spic but he's still a nigger"



You said this to me when I made a comment about dogs that are smaller than cats not being dogs. I didn't like it.
XWHISKEYX
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October 8 2008 10:36 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
"sticks and stones may break my bones but you are one dumb pollack" Archie Bunker
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