I laugh when she gets upset or mad about something. She's cried because I'm an uncaring ass hole... LOLZ.

well, I'm depressing.

would you like to talk about it amber over dinner, a few beverages, some humorous conversation, kissing, and sex?

everything but the sex. I'm waiting until marriage.

ambers hymen is a ticking timebomb

well get married, then we can take the full tour

only if we tape it and show it to pahc.

oh wait, didn't you film your ex from a few years ago munchin' vag and sent it to her parents? ooooh man

Originally posted by: amber ?

oh wait, didn't you film your ex from a few years ago munchin' vag and sent it to her parents? ooooh man

hahaha no, im not devito.

He will take his shoes off right when he walks through the bedroom door, literally leaving them right at the entrance of the door. So, when I come in, I trip over big ol' size 12 shoes. Its even better when I do it in the dark. At this point, it doesn't piss me off so much as make me laugh that I've pointed it out before over the years and he continues to do it.

Maybe he's trying to kill me.

Pretty much every girlfriend I have ever had get's fed up with my general existence after a while.

there he blows

Originally posted by: Bonsai

Originally posted by: BRYANA

i'm super indecisive, especially when i don't care one way or the other. i think it mostly pisses him off though because he's the same way and wants me to make the decision for him.

haha, have had this problem a lot. i make big/life altering decisions very easily, but i usually don't give a shit about little things... or i just can't decide between several choices. circular clusterfuck conversations are the worst.

You can decide. No, you decide. I don't care, whatever you're in the mood for is fine. Well, that doesn't help anything... give me some suggestions at least. K, how about ABC or XYZ? Nah, I'm not in the mood for those. Lol, then you decide. Nah, it's up to you. DUDE, I just gave you my suggestions and you said no... I'm fine with whatever--just pick something already. But I don't know what I'm in the mood for, gimme more suggestions. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

exactly! haha. we got taco bell on the way to a show last weekend. he parked and asked if i wanted to eat there or eat it in the car on the way to the show. i said i didn't care one way or the other, he was the one driving and either way i'd be eating. "you're so indecisive!" and he decided we'd get it to go. he dropped a bunch taco meat in his lap (on his khaki colored shorts) while trying to eat and drive. lolol.

(hey schwenk, i know you're going to read this, i <3 you )

also,

Originally posted by: Dianana

Oh, you're dating a man-baby?

hahaha

A woman that doesn't know how to take orders.

uh durp-a-durp-durp

1. coming home drunk
2. complaining about his weed consumption