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holy cow
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February 19 2006 12:50 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
JESUS CHRIST!!! Do you SMELL that??
Ansel Marrow
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February 19 2006 3:07 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
most of these are ripped from a similar thread on here a year or so back...

"wow, i've never done it with a real girl before. its much better like this!"

"jeeeez, your sister was no-where near this good!"

"when your powers combine i am CAPTAIN PLANET!"

"can the dog watch?"

"can i put the mask on?"

"Look how hot I look."

"haha I was in 3rd grade when you were born." -ive used that one...

"Where do babies come from?!"

"MOM! TURN THE FUCKING T.V. DOWN! I'M TRYING TO MAKE LOVE IN HERE!" (even funnier when you live by yourself)

"i wanna play Halo."

"guess I lost the bet on who whould fuck the ugly one."

"this reminds me of a funny story about me and a hooker."


"Im the king of the world!"

"Damn you suck at this."

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February 19 2006 6:02 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
"your nipples are crooked"
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February 19 2006 8:34 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
dude, give us a few, coooome on
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February 20 2006 9:05 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
ur butt smells baby take shower
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February 20 2006 10:20 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:The New Black

this thread reminds me of this hypothetical sex game my friend came up with called "rodeo". you start by tagging a chick doggy-style. and then you lean forward at some point, while making sure to get a firm grip on her shoulders, and whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear. then you have to hang on for 8 seconds. now that i think about it, this game would probably be more fun for gay guys.

I hope by "came up with" you mean stole, because that's been around for a long time.
Living Proof
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February 20 2006 11:26 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I know.
I thought of the same thing when I read that.
There's two quotes on that say nearly the same exact thing.
Jon Eirich
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February 21 2006 9:17 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
did i mention i have a child?
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February 21 2006 9:29 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
(pulls out) "Baby, do you fist yourself? I'm not feeling shit."
9/11 = Inside Job
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February 22 2006 1:29 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
"wait, you have a zit on your face, lemme pop it."

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