JESUS CHRIST!!! Do you SMELL that??

most of these are ripped from a similar thread on here a year or so back...

"wow, i've never done it with a real girl before. its much better like this!"

"jeeeez, your sister was no-where near this good!"

"when your powers combine i am CAPTAIN PLANET!"

"can the dog watch?"

"can i put the mask on?"

"Look how hot I look."

"haha I was in 3rd grade when you were born." -ive used that one...

"Where do babies come from?!"

"MOM! TURN THE FUCKING T.V. DOWN! I'M TRYING TO MAKE LOVE IN HERE!" (even funnier when you live by yourself)

"i wanna play Halo."

"guess I lost the bet on who whould fuck the ugly one."

"this reminds me of a funny story about me and a hooker."

"IT BROKE"

"Im the king of the world!"

"Damn you suck at this."

"yahtzee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"your nipples are crooked"

dude, give us a few, coooome on

ur butt smells baby take shower

Originally posted by:The New Black

this thread reminds me of this hypothetical sex game my friend came up with called "rodeo". you start by tagging a chick doggy-style. and then you lean forward at some point, while making sure to get a firm grip on her shoulders, and whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear. then you have to hang on for 8 seconds. now that i think about it, this game would probably be more fun for gay guys.

I hope by "came up with" you mean stole, because that's been around for a long time.

I know.
I thought of the same thing when I read that.
There's two quotes on bash.com that say nearly the same exact thing.

did i mention i have a child?

(pulls out) "Baby, do you fist yourself? I'm not feeling shit."

"wait, you have a zit on your face, lemme pop it."