NSFW oh well not NSFW
A soon-t0-be-married man in Surrey, UK got the bachelor weekend of his dreams recently when his friends made him a beard out of their pubes, duct taped him to a wheelchair, and wheeled him into a nursing home for humiliation.
Last year my good friend mark longley asked me to be his best man. I was honoured and thought it was very nice of him…but also very silly because he’s now on his stag do, on a train to Bognor, gaffer taped to a wheelchair, in just a pair of incontinence pants, clown shoes, silly socks, a penis drawn on his chest and lots of strangers writing on him and has many of his friends pubes glued to his face. He’s also holding a cabbage that is his best friend for the wkend. If he drops it or puts it down he’s going to be doing forfeits. Personally I think he looks like a bit of a plonker.
Want to say a special thank you to everyone that donated their pubes. It’s for a great cause.
If only everyone could have friends as great as these. The world would be a kinder place.
In other news, Longley has since replaced his human best man with a cabbage.