Originally posted by: Broken Skull
Well there was this one time. You see I did a stint in the penn for stealing a pregnant lady(long story) and had a fine "Nasty Nate". After I got release I got caught smoking weed out of a dead strippers ass(longer story). When I made it back to the Penn Nate was waiting with flowers and an assreaming. Its been a lovely stay in the correctional facility since then.