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UndeniablyLu

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February 27 2008 9:46 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I'm having an allergic reaction to something, but the only thing I had this morning was coffee. I look like I've got a pair of those big wax lips.
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February 27 2008 9:48 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Some people pay for lips like that. Enjoy it.
UndeniablyLu
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February 27 2008 9:53 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
its like someone chopped off courtney love's oversized duck lips & slapped them on me
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February 27 2008 9:58 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
as a doctor I am diagnosing you with granulomatous infiltration and lymphatic obstruction.

no coffee, apples, or sausage for the rest of the day.

or ever again.

unless you want fulminant necrotizing fasciitis in you face.
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February 27 2008 10:10 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i guess i'll just have to live with huge fish lips then, because i'm not giving up coffee.

I didn't know lymphatic fluids could back up into your face. I just thought it was neck, arms & legs.
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February 27 2008 10:49 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Cocoanut Grove

as a doctor I am diagnosing you with granulomatous infiltration and lymphatic obstruction.

no coffee, apples, or sausage for the rest of the day.

or ever again.

unless you want fulminant necrotizing fasciitis in you face.




A lot of the time I don't know if you're fucking serious or not.
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February 27 2008 10:55 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I love Dicklord Bone.
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February 27 2008 10:59 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: sherman

I love Dick Bones.

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February 27 2008 11:15 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:.Lymbyc.Systym.

coffee allergy.



because i've never had coffee.
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February 27 2008 10:04 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:TristanTiann

Originally posted by: Cocoanut Grove

as a doctor I am diagnosing you with granulomatous infiltration and lymphatic obstruction.

no coffee, apples, or sausage for the rest of the day.

or ever again.

unless you want fulminant necrotizing fasciitis in you face.




A lot of the time I don't know if you're fucking serious or not.



not a doctor, not serious. If her lips were swelling because of granulomatous infiltration and lymphatic obstruction it would have nothing to due with an allergic reaction to food, but her face would swell up, eventually there'd be fissures and boils, a compromised lymphatic system cripples immune response so an infection is almost certain. I chose necrotizing fasciitis because "fasciitis" sounds like "face-itis" but more than likely it would be a staph infection, which is very serious, but not as gross (lots of pustules, not as much rotting).
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February 27 2008 10:13 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
if Coconaut Grove told me i had AIDS, id believe him
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February 27 2008 10:16 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:DICKLORD BONE

Originally posted by:Cheapshot

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lol



faggot cop posting on a forum

lol


im seriously rofling

ouch
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February 27 2008 10:17 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
post pictures!
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February 27 2008 10:20 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I could give awesome fake medical advice with pictures!
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February 27 2008 10:27 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
hell yea!
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