My friend is having a baby with her piece of shit boyfriend who's beat her and broken her shit. I've never said congrats because I don't give a fuck. She talks about how her family won't be at her baby shower and I just keep quiet while everyone else tells her that they will.
on the real, i do believe i put my balls on the mouth of tom's beer at some show in delaware... and i'm almost positive eddie was there to view it. it might have been someone else's beer but i'm not sure