i watch the food network around 4 hours a week

go

i'm currently watching an hour long linguistics lecture by steven pinker on youtube. yesterday i watched a christopher hitchens religion one.
i'm a nerd.

i just started practicing meditation.

i spit in tom.s beer once

i feel like vomiting.

I started drinking soda again

Originally posted by:oprahwinfrey

i feel like vomiting.

See? Should have given that cookie to me. Asshole.

i got laid last month

Originally posted by:wholesaletrash

i got laid last month

ME TOO LOL

i pissed on a guy and he gave me $60.




figured i'd throw that one out there again.

Originally posted by: wholesaletrash

i got laid last month

is this why i am sick?

Originally posted by:oprahwinfrey

Originally posted by: wholesaletrash

i got laid last month

is this why i am sick?

possibly

Originally posted by:Hymen Holocaust

i cum harder then any 3 people on this site.

i doubt it. My distance is legendary.

My friend is having a baby with her piece of shit boyfriend who's beat her and broken her shit. I've never said congrats because I don't give a fuck. She talks about how her family won't be at her baby shower and I just keep quiet while everyone else tells her that they will.

I don't like babies and doubt I will ever want a child. Babysitting was torture.

on the real, i do believe i put my balls on the mouth of tom's beer at some show in delaware... and i'm almost positive eddie was there to view it. it might have been someone else's beer but i'm not sure

i rememeber you doing that but i don't remember whose beer it was.