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May 11 2009 10:10 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I had this old white woman who hated white kids, especially white girls. It was weird and she'd always take the black kids out to McDonald's.
I know older bitches who dislike younger females, but this was in 7th grade, we were 13 year olds.

My AP History teacher in 10 & 11th grades was a fat NY Jew. Since I only had 2 AP classes, she didn't like me. She called up my house to let my parents know that I wasn't doing so well and my dad told her that "Dianna doesn't like you because of this, this and this," and then all of a sudden my grades went up and she was nicer to me.
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May 11 2009 10:14 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i had a government and economics teacher tell me that joining the military was a huge mistake even after i explained to him that i was joining the air force to be a communications specialist.
i make twice as much as he does now, lol.
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May 11 2009 10:15 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i had a teacher in middle school who would distribute papers by throwing them on the floor and making the girls pick them up to hand out. he also made my sit in the back corner and turn my desk around because i asked the person infront of me if i could borrow their pen. he made me sit that way for the entire year.

he blew his brains out two years later when i was in highschool and everyone who ever had a class with him was dancing jigs in the hallways at the news.
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May 11 2009 10:16 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I had a teacher back when I was in school, he talked to little Joey like a fuckin' fool. He said life ain't fair you're gonna find out quick, if you ever graduate you ain't gonna be shit.

But in all seriousness, I had a couple dickhead teachers. The one I hated most always used to just ignore me. And I wasn't the only one. It started from day one of the class. I think they probably just gave up right off that bat with people they didn't think would make it.
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May 11 2009 10:18 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Mrs. Linderman, my 3rd grade teacher.

I legitimately lost a homework assignment and because i never turned it in, she made my call my mom and tell her that i was going to be getting a detention every day until i found it and turned it in. She refused to make me a copy to do it over. I ended up having a detention for a week and a half. I wasn't her favorite student though because earlier in the year i beat up this kid Cyrus during a morning recess. As far as i know we were the first kids to get "suspended" by 3rd grade in Garrettford. I say suspended but really what i mean was i was sent home for that day only. They considered it a 1 day suspension for fighting.

I had an ex-nun for 8th grade English. She hated boys. I did what i could to not cross her path but regardless of how hard any of us tried, we all had to deal with her sooner or later.
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May 11 2009 10:22 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i just now realized that my 9th grade biology teacher who resented me because i refused to call her "mom" like she insisted all of her students do, is the sole reason why i joined the military.
she gave me a D which meant that i couldn't take chemistry, which meant that i couldn't go to college.
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May 11 2009 10:37 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I played football 9-11th grade and decided that I didnt like the new coach so I skipped my senior year. The new coach was the guidance counselor as well. I had gotten into an argument with the 'star' quarterback one day and called him out on his playing ability in front of the class and he ran and bitched to the new coach. After an assembly the new coach confronted me, called me a noone and said I would amount to nothing and hinted that there was a 'bounty' on my head. I basically sat there and took it as I didnt want to get into any more trouble in school than I already had but was laughing inside because I knew noone would come to cash in on the 'bounty' and I was right. I feel confident with how well things have panned out for me.

I had a teacher yell at me in class for not acknowledging god as a female (lesbian catholics are the worst). She then took the opportunity to fail me at every chance she got, I still passed but barely.
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May 11 2009 10:43 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i had an english teacher in the 11th grade that told my mom I was going to be flipping burgers for the rest of my life.
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May 11 2009 10:47 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
My art teacher throughout high school was a cunt. For instance, I showed up thirty seconds late for class in the afternoon because my friend's car ran out of gas on the way to Wendy's for lunch. She started yelling at me and told me to wait outside the class, then said if it happened again I'd be suspended. Meanwhile, after all this is done taking place, this girl Christie shows up to class twenty minutes late, and my teacher comes over to her with a big smile saying "Hi Christie! How are you?". This had been the first time this girl had been to class in over a week, she rarely showed up for class. Very irritating.
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May 11 2009 10:49 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
mrs. richter - junior year physics

most awful woman i have ever encountered
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May 11 2009 10:49 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i had an art teacher who asked the class if anyone knew why van gogh cut his ear off.
as quick as a flash, i replied "he didnt have enough monet to pay the renoir."
everybody laughed, and she kicked me out of the class. i thought it was clever.
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May 11 2009 10:56 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
one of my teachers was a cunt. a really nasty person. once, when we were 12, we'd only been at school a few months, she called a kid with massive ears and big front teeth "rat boy" in front of the entire class. in the same lesson she told gary without any sense of humour "i don't like your name", and a couple of weeks later threw a chair towards/at (people couldn't see what was going on) another kid.

at first she was a religious studies teacher, so naturally hated me more than others (who she also hated), probably for being the confrontational atheist prick i tend to be. but then she taught us english, a subject that matters. she picked on me and i loved arguing with her in front of the whole class because she was so stupid and would resort to personal attacks so quickly that it was hilarious ("don't come to my class dressed as a PUNK again!) and shortly afterwards she had a mental breakdown in class and quit teaching.

i used to hate loads of my teachers. she is the only one i would tell to fuck off if i met her today. I actually had to explain to another teacher who i didn't get on with why she had predicted me getting the same result in English I got THREE YEARS EARLIER when I actually came close to the top of the class.

there are seriously countless examples of equally ridiculous bullshit. FUCK MRS KENDALL!

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May 11 2009 11:24 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i had a teacher who didn't nominate me for national honor society because he felt that i didn't have to work for my grades

which i didn't, but i still had the top grades in his class.
because of this i am not going to school for free
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May 11 2009 11:32 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: (dave)

i had a teacher who didn't nominate me for national honor society because he felt that i didn't have to work for my grades

which i didn't, but i still had the top grades in his class.
because of this i am not going to school for free

That's completely retarded.
eat shit.
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May 11 2009 11:51 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I had a teacher who hated me because I slept in his class every day, so there's why he was an asshole to me. he especially hated when he'd ask a question and call on me and I'd answer, correctly, half asleep. my last full day of school my senior year they were questioning whether or not to let me graduate (I missed over 100 days) and he came in and told him I was able to do that and said "over my dead body will I see her ever again." and they let me graduate (I mean, I did still have a 3.8).
I brought my axe.
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May 11 2009 11:53 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
We had a US Goverment teacher that got suspended because of derogatory remarks about the US. He was of middle eastern descent and also was able to keep his job after multiple suspensions.
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