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XWHISKEYX

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May 4 2011 1:51 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Would it be inappropriate if I kept an electric razor at my desk? I find that by mid afternoon my face is a bit rough and think being able to clean up in my office before important meetings would be nice. Not trying to do this in the mens room, smelling other peoples post lunch shits is not an appealing idea. What do you think?
Bashar al-Asad
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May 4 2011 1:59 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
shit on debra's desk
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May 4 2011 2:00 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
so you would just shave at your cubicle getting little tiny hairs everywhere?
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May 4 2011 2:00 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
eh if you have a private office I guess it would be okay. but if I heard that buzzing coming out of someone's office here, I'd lol and jump to conclusions.


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May 4 2011 2:01 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
id say thats getting a little too comfortable, do it in the restroom or at home you weirdo
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May 4 2011 2:01 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
if you have an office, i see no problem with that. in a cube id probably strangle you with the cord.
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May 4 2011 2:02 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Gruffy beards impress people.
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May 4 2011 2:06 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
sit at your desk with one of those straight razors and a cup of foam, delicately shaving yourself in front of a mirror
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May 4 2011 2:06 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Mr. Bill

Gruffy beards impress people.



Or weird people out so much that they avoid you in the office.
XWHISKEYX
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May 4 2011 2:06 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Lol, I have my own office and would use my electric razor that catches beard hair as it cuts.

Steve, I shave at home but by 2-3ish my face is a little rough so I would just clean up if I had an important meeting.

Maybe it isnt kosher, I guess the sound might be a little much. One time I clipped my fingernails and it made me kinda paranoid lol.
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May 4 2011 2:08 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I had an asthma attack at my desk a few years ago and three different people sent anonymous complaints to my boss about the noise. My passive-aggressive walking papers would be written up for me the second I cranked on anything that made more noise than the sound of my fingers hitting the keyboard.
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May 4 2011 2:08 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
i shit in my chair

fuck everyone else
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May 4 2011 2:12 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
you are one hairy fucker
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May 4 2011 2:20 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: GoodTimesGone

I had an asthma attack at my desk a few years ago and three different people sent anonymous complaints to my boss about the noise. My passive-aggressive walking papers would be written up for me the second I cranked on anything that made more noise than the sound of my fingers hitting the keyboard.



sounds like the assholes that I work with.
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May 4 2011 2:21 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Fuck it why stop a your face? Buzz your head, chest, balls. Everything. Sprinkle it in your coworkers food. Shit in your hand, smear it on the walls.
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May 4 2011 2:21 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: XWHISKEYX

One time I clipped my fingernails and it made me kinda paranoid lol.


Fucking hate that sound so much. If I worked in an office and I heard someone do that, I'd go apeshit.
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