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October 14 2011 11:25 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
huffingtonpost.com October 14, 2011

Sinead O'Connor Seeks Sex Over Internet; Singer Looks For Mate, Pro Anal Sex

In the first verse of the soulful song, "Nothing Compares To You," a shorn Sinead O'Connor belts out, "It's been seven hours and 15 days..."

And it turns out that the (rather transformed) Irish songstress is still counting--but this time she's bemoaning her lack of bedfellows.

In a blog entry titled, "IS SINEAD ABOUT TO HUMP HER TRUCK?" O'connor worries that she's "so desperate for sex" that she might do something drastic.

"My sh-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners," she writes.

"Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing."

So to avoid the temptation of vegetables or automobiles, O'Connor has taken to her blog and twitter to try to find a suitable mate.

This call to arms for a "sweet sex-starved man" does not come without its stipulations.

The singer has crafted a rather thorough list of musts ("Must be blind enough to think I'm gorgeous") and must nots ("Must not be named Brian or Nigel").

Oh, and just in case you were wondering, the good times don't stop at the produce section.

"Let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply..."

Also, women "will also be very much considered."

Applications will be funneled through O'Connor's assistant.

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October 14 2011 11:29 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
is that seriously her now? jesus.
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October 14 2011 11:32 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
that's what i thought. she looks like she got plastic surgery to look like someone from a kentucky trailer park.
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October 14 2011 11:47 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
the one time i can honestly say DO NOT WANT
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October 14 2011 11:49 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I am completely flaccid.
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October 14 2011 11:52 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
if she was still that sexy bald chick id totally tongue punch her fart box.
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October 15 2011 12:17 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
she looks gross but her lion of judah tattoo is actually pretty rad
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October 15 2011 12:35 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Her net worth is 10 million. Application sent
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October 15 2011 12:38 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
she looks like carl from aqua teen now.
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October 15 2011 7:56 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Marty610

she looks like carl from aqua teen now.

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