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xaidsx

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November 14 2011 11:06 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
list what you LOVE at your thanksgiving! obviously, no one does it like your mom,dad,grandmother,ect....but if you know the recipe, feel free to post!

Deep Fried Turkey

Turkey Fryer
Turkey (less than 13lbs)
Cajun Injector - Creole Butter Seasoning
Cajun Seasoning
Large Box Peanut Oil

Thaw yo' turkey. Get turkey fryer to 400 with oil (IMPORTANT: THAW YO TURKEY IDIOT! USE WATER TO TEST HOW MUCH YOU NEED IN YOUR FRYER FIRST...ECT) Inject the Cajun injector into the sexy spots of the bird. season w Cajun seasoning. Fry that shit for 3 min a LBS.

cut it like this knowledgeable nigga, he's right


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My Mom's Stuffing

i don't know how she does it!!! it's so fucking AMAZING!!! AAAAAH!~!

i know she uses sausage with the bread, but she boils the gizzards and neck in water with this funny/awesome "stuffing seasoning" from some old school PA dutch market to put on the whole thing before it's fucking baking. god dammit it's the best thing she makes

Real Black Guy Oyster Stuffing

shit....my mom's boyfriend makes this too. He's black. it's from NOLA. it's awesome...i got nuffin

Bacon and (Green) Beans

1 package or about 2lbssih of green beans
10 slices or so of bacon
onion
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
3 cloves garlic minced
half cup of pecans
little lemon juice
salt
pepper

cook green beans, and dry. don't overcook b/c they get weird. cook bacon and drain. leave some grease to cook them onions until they are tendarrrr. add the green beans, garlic, cayenne, bacon, and peeeecans and cook until they smell fucking hot shit (about 3 min?)

My Mac N' Cheese

i got lazy, check out my cooking contaminated episode for it!


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what's yours???
G uNiT UgLy
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November 14 2011 11:21 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
watching fat people get fatter
the parade balloons which look like big fat people being dragged along by midgets with ropes
thinking about how the poor indians got sandusky'd
miserable dysfunctional families forced together everywhere
watching the human stampedes at the malls on the news the next day
turkey and onion farts coming out of every orifice of every fat person
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November 14 2011 11:26 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
who shits on thanksgiving (in the proverbial term)?
G uNiT UgLy
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November 14 2011 11:47 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
lol

the amount of human shit alone that this holiday produces must be epic. sewage treatment plants must have to hire on temp staff just to hold back the torrential brown tide.
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November 14 2011 11:49 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I plan on shitting on thanksgiving. In fact, that reminds me of a good follow up recipe to a great Thanksgiving feast:

The double decker

12 oz of prune juice
12 oz of probiotic lemon-ginger Bigalow tea
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November 15 2011 12:07 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: G uNiT UgLy

lol

the amount of shit alone this holiday produces must be epic. sewage treatment plants must have to hire on temp staff to hold back the brown tide.



hence my ()...

hardcore man, continue to live it and love it

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November 15 2011 12:55 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
this will be my first non-vegetarian thanksgiving in 10 years. i'm fucking stoked.
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November 15 2011 9:18 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Turducken. This will be our 3rd year making it. Mmmmm....
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November 15 2011 9:19 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I'm working 1-7 on thanksgiving. Might go to my brothers afterwards to eat their weird vegetarian thanksgiving leftovers. Probably wont because I work 2 12 hour shifts the next two days.
Tim E. Husk
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November 15 2011 10:18 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
My favorite thing to make that is non-traditional is basically an antipasti tray - various homemade pickled things, homemade olive tapenade, etc.
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November 15 2011 10:22 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
im going to shit and piss all over fucking everything this thanksgiving. i cant wait
tom.
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November 15 2011 10:22 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i really just love hanging with my entire family more than anything. always a lot of good jokes and stories.
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November 15 2011 10:43 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: tom.
good jokes and stories.



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November 15 2011 10:49 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Wren's Grandmom's stuffing is the best food on this entire planet.

Also, tofurkey :D
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November 15 2011 10:52 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
stoked in general
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November 15 2011 10:54 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I haven't had a thanksgiving with family in 5 years.
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