So I made the mistake of going into Crate and Barrel this morning knowing full well that I'm broke

sweater vases


plus these guys


every ornament they had for sale made me daydream about living in some swank, modern loft in NYC - I would encourage you all to go there and spend spend spend cause they have really pretty stuff right now

everyone needs a sweater vase.


(no they don't, I just use my old bong, and it works just as well for meee)

I bought my pepper mill from there, which I love, and justify spending $45 on it.

their xmas ornaments are cute, and I got a lot of bathroom storage containers there for my old place.

I'm afraid to walk around there with no purpose because I'm afraid I'd spend me entire paycheck.

Sweater vases? I don't know how I feel about that at all.

I should have clarified, they're made out of porcelain - the pattern just looks like a cushy sweater

Ah, yes. Crate and Barrel - the hammock of Corporate America. Hopefully, one day I will evolve into the next phase of homo sapien and be allowed to enter their holy automatic doors. Until then, I will continue to dream.

you're not white enough

Originally posted by: Heatherquest

Sweater vases? I don't know how I feel about that at all.

sounds like a 99% thing to say

I know. My coworkers and I are going to pick through each others hair for insects and twigs and shit after work. You should come hang out...you know....with us retarded working schlubs.

i'll pass, i need to keep my vases warm

Originally posted by: Brian Wilson

Ah, yes. Crate and Barrel - the hammock of Corporate America. Hopefully, one day I will evolve into the next phase of homo sapien and be allowed to enter their holy automatic doors. Until then, I will continue to dream.

the one in KOP doesn't have automatic doors, it's revolving

GOD BARLOW

I wouldn't know that. I am merely a pawn in this fast-talking modern society.

Why would you put a sweater on a vase?

I am only getting my doctorate so I may obtain these goods and services

also, Barlow I will be asking you to be my lumberjack in the future

Wow, John, you are really taking what I said personally when it wasn't directed towards you.