go fuck yourself

as a hot girl, i'd tell you that you're ugly as shit and won't ever have sex with women so go gay.

Lol
Try hard!
That's why -_-

listen to nirvana
studies have shown nirvana fans get action on the first date

who would want to fuck you? your fucken ugly.

I would fuck you but i have a WANG

Anything wrong with your right hand?

Yourclosestcity.craigslist.com/casualencounters

Adultfriendfinder.com

Backpage.com

Go to your local dive

Pick up an ugly girl with a nice body in a hippie offe shop

Hire a damn hooker

Turn to animals

Turn to Gary

Update your Facebook status

....that's all I've got for you.

Or buy a pocket ass LOL

Invest in some rufies. That oughta do it for ya, works for Dick Cheney nine times out of ten!

know that feel