I worked with a gay dude who wore light khaki pants one day, and I noticed he had blood on his ass coming through the pants. Instead of pulling him aside and telling him nicely, instead I asked loudly
"Chris why is your ass bleeding" everyone turned to look at this point.
I once told a co-worker that I have a bubble around me and she was not aloud to get that close to me, because she was annoying as hell.
I let a co-worker give me a bj in the office and telling her I was really into her and we should date. I never really talked to her after she swallowed.