September 14 2013 6:42 PM
I have an obligation to myself involving taking things to extremes; so I have to say the following just to keep that empty feeling inside going.
- You should swim out to a raft in the middle of that lake and re-enact the ending to Cape Fear, except your are terrorizing children with your dingle.
- Have your camera man follow you to your typical post shred activity, which is "One Guy One Cup".
- You should stand in your mothers room and shred over the ending scene of First Blood while she takes one in the mouth and ass.
- You have a haircut like a confused young man. By "confused young man" I mean; transsexual.
- Avenged Sevenfold, man.
- the only thing I learned from your song is that you don't like Jews or the Chinese.
I'm not working with much personally, so excuse me if that sounded forced.