"PLEASE SIR MAY I FUCK MY WIFE!"
My shank in jail I had just in case (a race riot was brewing) was just a shaved down pencil. I quoted Mark Devito my first day on the block when I was locked up with my old guitar player from Skeleton Proof Tanks and a bunch of other friend of mine (sadly) I jokingly said, "I watched OZ I know how to make weapons". All those dudes thought I was serious,also my group was the biggest dudes on the block,no one started one thing with us. But fuck jail, at least real jail isn't like OZ.