my company failed a fire department safety check because people were unscrewing light bulbs because it was too bright. really, it was, but the solution wasnt to just pull out bulbs. so when the bulbs went back in, people started building cardboard roofs on their desks and one guy bought one of those huge beach umbrellas that's like 8 feet in diameter. we failed the follow-up exam because of all of those items impeding the sprinkler system's ability to extinguish a fire.
i wish they fired all of those people