Nope that wasn't me, that was the cat.
~Scene- My coworker comes over to my desk~
Him: Are you looking at 4chan?!
Him: Oh, I thought you were.
Me: Yeah, I stick to Reddit.
Him: Reddit's corny!
Me: 4chan is full of racists and pedophiles who dwell in their mother's basements.
Him: well, I...I just stick to sports.
Me: And rape apologists.
Him: Oh. *walks away
I mean so is reddit but don't come to my desk, where you're asking for help, and then tell me that something I enjoy is corny. I don't care how corny it is; talk shit to your friends, not my face. Hurr durr 4ChAn iZ bEtTeR tHaN rEtArDiT. Go practice the blade.