Tecate is a terrible beer, not impressed. Miller in a red can. Corona sucks too, and also tastes like Miller. All the bikini beach chair ads in the world can't save it from that stale piss Miller Low-life taste. It wouldn't need a lime wedge if it actually tasted good in the first place.
Negra Modelo or gtfo. Bohemia is an alright second choice. Minerva Stout is decent too.