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brian.

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November 20 2017 7:39 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
brian.
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November 20 2017 7:58 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Today, one of Fierro's lawyers asked Taylor how long it took him to climax while in the "missionary position" with the girl.

"I'm not 100 percent sure," Taylor answered.

After pausing and sighing audibly, he then said: "A couple minutes."

The lawyer, Nathan Goldberg, also accused Taylor of laughing during a deposition when he described how he "twirled" around his used condom.

"You actually testified that you spun it around over your head like a lasso," Goldberg said.

"I didn't know my words would be scrutinized so much," Taylor sheepishly replied.
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November 20 2017 8:17 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
reminder that the eagles are going to the super bowl
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November 20 2017 8:30 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
great headline: Anti-LGBTQ Lawmaker Caught in His Office Having Extremely Pro-LGBTQ Sex With a Man
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November 20 2017 9:04 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
The best kind
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November 20 2017 9:04 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
In terms of headlines and sex
brian.
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November 20 2017 9:21 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
this is accurate:

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November 20 2017 9:53 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: blackeyes

reminder that the eagles are going to the super bowl



I'm more interested in the eagles winning the supper bowel because it will be complete chaos in the city and surrounding suburbs. Like, yeah, go team but I want to see a structure fire. No injuries, of course, maybe to Joe Buck but that would be self inflicted.
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November 20 2017 10:15 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
lmao
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November 20 2017 10:16 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
schnell wanted to see a structure fire and he went out and made it happen
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November 20 2017 10:43 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Thanks
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November 20 2017 10:47 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: blackeyes

reminder that the eagles are going to the super bowl



don't jinx that shit. they're really good but this is also the eagles we're talking about here
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November 20 2017 10:50 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
also,

Originally posted by: brian.

schnell wanted to see a structure fire and he went out and made it happen



Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

Originally posted by: Dickscraper

Punisher looks like Schnell.



fuck, i 100% thought this last night and was going to post but forgot. he also looks an awful lot like bizarro schnell.






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Too much cream cheese on a bagel is disgusting. I literally had to spit out a mouthful of cream cheese a minute ago and I never want to have to do that again.
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halapeenyo cream cheese is thee bessst
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