One of my coworkers came in yesterday and goes, "yeah, so I have shingles." We all looked at him like, "GTFO." You're not a goddamn martyr for coming into work. An older woman that just got over cancer sits next to him and we have a few employees that got out of a weird cult that didn't believe in doctors/glasses/medicine and one of them just had chicken pox a few years ago.
"Well, most people have been vaccinated and already had chicken pox." I was like, "yeah, I've been vaccinated but I don't think I had it." Like, go the fuck home, you're itching at your neck and we work in a piece of shit open concept office.