forum General Crabbery ›› new year’s day/penis injury thread ›› new reply Post Reply
brian.

new cocks
145,639 Posts
34/M/IL

offline  mobile reply   (9)
January 1 2018 10:38 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
JUMPED OUT OF BED BETWEEN HIS 2 DOGS, ONE OF THEM BIT HIS PENIS
brian.
new cocks
145,639 Posts
34/M/IL


offline  mobile reply   (9)
January 1 2018 10:42 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
USING TOILET; PATIENT’S BROTHER SHUT THE LID DOWN ON THE PATIENT’S PENIS
brian.
new cocks
145,639 Posts
34/M/IL


offline  mobile reply   (9)
January 1 2018 10:43 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
NEW LANDLORD THOUGHT HIS APT WAS EMPTY KICKED THE DOOR DOWN STRIKING HIM IN THE TESTICLES AND FACE
Jess.
wiener breath
38,692 Posts
32/F/PA


online  mobile reply   (11)
January 1 2018 10:50 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Fine I’ll post this here instead. But Iowa is ridiculous.

planetofdogs
delirium tremens
447 Posts
34/M/NA


offline   (205)
January 1 2018 11:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Happy New Years to all

Starting off my New Year with this delicious elixir from Prairie






Also, ordered this monstrosity off of reverb this morning






Also,


Carlo_HC
hardcore for life
24,472 Posts
35/M/NA


offline   (1)
January 1 2018 11:52 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
bought this on discogs yesterday.

planetofdogs
delirium tremens
447 Posts
34/M/NA


offline   (205)
January 1 2018 12:04 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Speaking of tunes, one of the owners of Relapse Records gave me a good bit of metal/goregrind/noise stuff from the seemingly endless array of CD's and Vinyl at his house. I have never seen such an immense collection of music outside of an actual record store.






Carlo_HC
hardcore for life
24,472 Posts
35/M/NA


offline   (1)
January 1 2018 12:28 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
how much did you paid for all this stuff?
planetofdogs
delirium tremens
447 Posts
34/M/NA


offline   (205)
January 1 2018 12:36 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Nothing. We were working on a sort of a beer themed grind project with another dude and Bill took us into his apocolypse shelter of music and we got nothing accomplished, besides drinking and spending hours looking through his massive music library. There were multiple copies of everything, just insane.
Carlo_HC
hardcore for life
24,472 Posts
35/M/NA


offline   (1)
January 1 2018 12:38 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
tell him to send me some free stuff, then.
planetofdogs
delirium tremens
447 Posts
34/M/NA


offline   (205)
January 1 2018 12:42 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Re: Free Stuff

Mail to: Carlo HC

Address: 23377 Stereokiller Way, Time Cube, PA, 42069


Your package will arrive in 3 to 6 weeks.
Carlo_HC
hardcore for life
24,472 Posts
35/M/NA


offline   (1)
January 1 2018 12:48 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
great, thanks.
planetofdogs
delirium tremens
447 Posts
34/M/NA


offline   (205)
January 1 2018 12:51 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
FYI, you're getting mostly Cyber/Porno Grind, some Power Electronics, and an Engorded hoodie, sized female extra small.
Carlo_HC
hardcore for life
24,472 Posts
35/M/NA


offline   (1)
January 1 2018 12:55 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
i will take what is mine.
Dianana
8====D
66,446 Posts
35/F/PA


offline  mobile reply   (8)
January 1 2018 1:34 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Hello, I don’t want to go back to work tomorrow
planetofdogs
delirium tremens
447 Posts
34/M/NA


offline   (205)
January 1 2018 1:47 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
What is your company policy on firings? If it's lax, call their bluff
forum General Crabbery ›› new year’s day/penis injury thread ›› new reply Post Reply

Quick Reply - RE: new year’s day/penis injury thread

Connect with Facebook to comment: Login w/FB

or Sign up free! - or login:







Subject


wrap selection with italics
wrap selection with bold
insert less than symbol
insert greater than symbol


google image Insert Google Images
Share a Band



Your ad here?