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Gotta get down on Friday
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February 2 2018 8:23 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
“I filled it up, started it pressure cooking, and then I started to think, what happens when the barley expands?” said Sharon Gebauer, who also eventually returned hers. “I just said a prayer and stayed the hell away.”
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I don't want to do this job anymore.
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February 2 2018 9:05 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: brian.

“I filled it up, started it pressure cooking, and then I started to think, what happens when the barley expands?” said Sharon Gebauer, who also eventually returned hers. “I just said a prayer and stayed the hell away.”



Lol the woman who “left hers outside just to be safe,” cracked me up.
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I think this song the underdog by spoon makes a great Eagles theme song
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SPOOOOOON MAAAAAAAAAN
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February 2 2018 9:56 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Another story no one will believe.

I once went to a friend's house where a few people were hanging out. I got there and the lights were off but went inside. One girl was standing in the corner in the dark. My friend was laying on the floor and said "don't touch the weed." I called him a homosexual slur and them smoked the weed anyway.

That was a terrible idea. I have no clue what this was laced with at all. Cyanide? Plutonium? Anyway, I felt like I was dying and ended up back out in my car with the radio on. I literally thought I was having a medical emergency that may result in death.

On the radio, "spoonman" was playing from soundgarden. I then thought to myself I have to go to the ER or i'll die. I chose death in my mind and didn't go. I woke up with a brain splitting headache 24 hours later and was puking all over the place.

Carry on.
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That's how Chris Cornell died
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February 2 2018 10:02 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
That should say 14, not 24. Im not changing it.
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February 2 2018 10:07 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Why wouldn't I believe that story? It's not that weird.
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I got a spider bite one time and slept for an entire day
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I don't believe you.
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February 2 2018 10:18 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Dickscraper

Why wouldn't I believe that story? It's not that weird.






Originally posted by: Cumby

I got a spider bite one time and slept for an entire day




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February 2 2018 10:20 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Dickscraper

Why wouldn't I believe that story? It's not that weird.



Trashman and planetofdogs think I'm a liar. I'm sorry.
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