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Austrian Death Machine - Total Brutal

PatBastard   (40 reviews)

Posted: 09/28/2008 | Comments: 20 | Rate:

Things that rule: 1. Metal 2. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Things that would rule if put together correctly: 1. Metal 2. Arnold Schwarzenegger one-liners
Things that are funny for about 3 songs: Austrian Death Machine

Yeah, its generic pseudo-thrash metal with a drum-machine and some turd doing a rather awful Arnold impersonation in some parts of the songs. It would be awesome if all the vocals were sung like Schwarzenegger speaks, but of course you can't have your cake and eat it too.
The songs all have a familiar feel to them, since most of them sound the same. There's guest solos on most of the songs by random guys from decently famous metalcore bands, but we'd expect nothing less from one of the dorks in As I Lay Dying. Yeah, that's right, this album was made by some dude in girl pants who just really loves cheesy Kindergarten Cop one-liners.
On here you'll find most of the classic Arnold quotes like "Get to The Choppa," "Come With Me If You Want To Live," and everyone's favorite: "Who Is Your Daddy And What Does He Do?" Too bad the songs and skits just become mundane and overly boring after the first couple of tracks.
Overall, if you really love Schwarzenegger or that dude in that band who wears girls pants, then this album is for you.

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Comments
The Winter's Wrath
7,923 Posts
45/M/PA
Robber Baby Buggy Bouncer is gold, but you're right, this does get monotonous real fast. I think we could have done a better Aah-nold tribute band, Pat.
NLFTW
15,148 Posts
33/M/DE
this band rules
smells like vag!
9,444 Posts
42/M/NJ
When I first head of this idea, I thought it was a genius idea. Then I found out that God-loving, flop-haired faggot from that shitty band was behind it. Proof that an idiot can ruin any ingenious idea
master quoter
30,897 Posts
31/M/OH
still funny i dont care whos doing it
BODYROTT
4,621 Posts
28/M/PA
shit is not funny
m.t.f.u.
25,328 Posts
29/M/PA
this is a moot point but the dude from AILD does not wear girlpants.
comma John
1,565 Posts
37/M/PA
If I want funny, I'll listen to Crotchduster, Macabre, or A.C.
N.I.L.
11,730 Posts
33/M/PA
Originally posted by: Dr. Rockso

When I first head of this idea, I thought it was a genius idea. Then I found out that God-loving, flop-haired faggot from that shitty band was behind it. Proof that an idiot can ruin any ingenious idea

m.t.f.u.
25,328 Posts
29/M/PA
why does everyone hate on AILD so much? they don't even dress like chicks.
N.I.L.
11,730 Posts
33/M/PA
Actually don't mind some of their earlier stuff and I don't give a shit about how they dress, I agreed with that he said about the dude fuckin' up a good idea.
busta hymen
5,679 Posts
28/M/SC
frail word's collapse was pretty good. i never heard the album before that and couldn't get into the rest.

this is pretty decent, considering its a joke.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
Originally posted by:Early Cuyler

why does everyone hate on AILD so much?



because they suck and their singer has the worst vocals in metalcore history
m.t.f.u.
25,328 Posts
29/M/PA
Originally posted by: COCK HUDSON

Originally posted by:Early Cuyler

why does everyone hate on AILD so much?



because they suck and their singer has the worst vocals in metalcore history

no?
they're talented and don't go along with the gay trend shit everyone likes to accuse them of
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
no, yes. they are awful songwriters. its okay.
m.t.f.u.
25,328 Posts
29/M/PA
and who is doing what they are doing better?

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