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Hinder - All American Nightmare

kilgoretrout   (50 reviews)

Posted: 12/07/2010 | Comments: 13 | Rate:

You may not have heard of Hinder before. If you are one of the few, consider yourself extremely lucky. Yes, from the band that brought you the song they'll be chasing to reproduce for years, the universally cringe inducing (also acceptable would be vomit, laughter, and death) 'Lips of an Angel', comes a new (dare i say) hit album, All American Nightmare. Oh, how hard it is to stay objective when the music is just completely, utterly, absolutely, soul crushingly bad.


You couldn't ask for a better example of the utter garbage this album is than the opening lines on the opening track, mind you after some unbelievable grunts and moans that have to be heard to be believed.

"This ain't a love song, but don't get me wrong. I'm gunna love you all night long while you're turning me on."

Was that not just torture to read? Listen, I understand that this is "Fucking Music" for poor white trash who's best idea of a fun day is a Jerry Springer marathon, a four hour Nascar race, and a 24-pack of Natty light. I get that. They are writing music for their core audience, and in a way I can respect that. Besides, it's not as if the actual music they are playing is inherently bad. Some of the guitar work is pretty interesting, and if nothing else, this release is loud and unrelenting. However, unrelenting is a terrrrible thing in this case.


Other than that, I have nothing positive to say about the vocals, or the message delivered therein, and given the choice to either listen to this album or Kid Rock's entire back catalog of shitty, trying entirely too hard to be Hank Williiams shit shingles...well actually, I think I would just end it all facing that impossible decision. I hope for your sake that you don't only get radio rock stations in your car because if you do, you shall be inundated with this garbage for the next six to nine months.

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Comments
dr. spaceman
23,170 Posts
33/M/OH
vanilla gorilla
212,789 Posts
38/M/PA
just sent this link to the label, i'm sure they will be thrilled
I have no legs!
2,832 Posts
29/M/WV
lmayo, here comes hinder's PR group sending me nasty letters about how i obviously didn't listen to the album, and how it's the greatest thing ever released. so psyched.
Web Bitch
33,523 Posts
34/M/NJ
Brb making a FB post to piss off all of their fans...
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12,352 Posts
6/M/PA
Originally posted by: avon barksdale



Hinder is one of the worst bands ever.
Web Bitch
33,523 Posts
34/M/NJ
Hopefully it causes a bit of a stir and directs traffic back to the site

gary
62,973 Posts
31/M/NA
hopefully this review doesn't hinder their record sales
437
15,258 Posts
32/M/PA
Originally posted by: Pb609

Hopefully it causes a bit of a stir and directs traffic back to the site




awesome
Web Bitch
33,523 Posts
34/M/NJ
Originally posted by: -Jeremy-

hopefully this review doesn't hinder their record sales




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Web Bitch
33,523 Posts
34/M/NJ



"too far to get drunk and drive home"
437
15,258 Posts
32/M/PA
Originally posted by: -Jeremy-

hopefully this review doesn't hinder their record sales



YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Web Bitch
33,523 Posts
34/M/NJ
vanilla gorilla
212,789 Posts
38/M/PA
"i wish you would of came"

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