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My America Is Watching Tigers Die - Stone Age

PatBastard   (40 reviews)

Posted: 10/10/2008 | Comments: 4 | Rate:

What's with the stupid fucking band name? Is there a joke I missed out on, or a CNN story that was overlooked due to the presidential debates? My America is Watching Tigers Die, what the fuck.

Well, other than the retarded moniker, this record sounds like shit. I'm talking like worse than a practice room recording of their first band practice. Too much reverb, guitars sound like blended turds and everything about it just screams "PLEASE MAKE ME NOT SOUND LIKE SHIT."

The music itself isn't much better than the production. Imagine if you will, this band getting together in the studio, and turning on all their gear and throwing it right the fuck down a flight of stairs. Yeah, this is a record full of songs that sound like shit falling down the stairs. At times it reminds me of the old Cave In/Converge albums, but performed and recorded by The Kids of Whitney High. But that's a slight against that supergroup of Jerry's Kids, I'm sure they could write a much more cohesive and coherent album than "Stone Age."




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Comments
GK 9
7,574 Posts
34/M/PA
man, you got suck with all the terrible cds didn't you?

Abide
1,137 Posts
34/M/NJ
I've got a bunch more that I still need to review.

I figured get the shit out of the way first, then I'll listen to the good ones.
life is gawbage
22,796 Posts
38/M/NY
are you serious? this thing ruled
fred fredburger...
685 Posts
31/M/CA
hahahahaah best cd review ever!

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