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Alexisonfire - Watch Out

cbrickhouse   (1806 reviews)

Posted: 07/01/2004 | Comments: 228 | Rate:

Sing scream sing scream (overplayed melodic guitar part) sing scream sing scream (pseudo breakdown) screeeeeeaaaam.

There, I summed this Cd up in less than one paragraph. Nothing about this crap kept me interested. I only made it through one whole song and about 40 seconds each of all the rest. All the songs sound about the same, this isn't worth the plastic it's pressed on. But apparently everyone else in the world loves them, so this review will probably get a buttload of replies like "OMG yer an idiiot who obviously knows nothing about music, Alexonfire rulez dude!" Well fuck you, you're wrong, this thing fuckin sucks.

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Comments
I want pizza!
8,766 Posts
36/M/PA
the review made me laugh
I have no legs!
33 Posts
32/M/NY
O.K. First off I have never heard this album and probably never will, but here is what I think of the reviews on this site, they suck. Anything that gets a good review is usually a typical hardcore band that only knows how to play open chords. I take it that whoever reviews these albums has no guitar playing sense at all. What's up with all of the 100s? Perfect albums are hard to come by in my opinion, but I guess you guys aren't picky at all.
new cocks
143,982 Posts
33/M/IL
"OMG yer an idiiot who obviously knows nothing about music, Alexonfire rulez dude!"
new cocks
143,982 Posts
33/M/IL
Originally posted by:labelsaves

O.K. First off I have never heard this album and probably never will, but here is what I think of the reviews on this site, they suck. Anything that gets a good review is usually a typical hardcore band that only knows how to play open chords. I take it that whoever reviews these albums has no guitar playing sense at all. What's up with all of the 100s? Perfect albums are hard to come by in my opinion, but I guess you guys aren't picky at all.


id rather have a dog lick my asshole then listen to this gay band.
I find problems
5,092 Posts
36/M/PA
good review chris
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
the only people allowed to liek this band are 14 year old females
everyone else who does sucks a big black wang

this band is boring. untalented. unoriginal. sloppy. crap. suck me off.
.drag like pull.
4,210 Posts
32/M/NA
i knew about this band years ago before they got their whole record deal (sort of hometown pride for them i guess), and their first CD was amazing, but this one dosen't make the cut. I bought it without listening to it first, it was a bad mistake.

by the way, this band DOES throw on an amazing live show though. the new shit might suck, but the old stuff is still awesome.
Oh this site?
41,692 Posts
35/M/PA
This album is not as good as thier last one...
I have no legs!
159 Posts
31/M/IN
they fucking suck.
osr represent
2,052 Posts
31/M/WA
hahaha i love brickhouse's reviews
tofu
12,555 Posts
60/F/AK
Originally posted by:labelsaves

O.K. First off I have never heard this album and probably never will, but here is what I think of the reviews on this site, they suck. Anything that gets a good review is usually a typical hardcore band that only knows how to play open chords. I take it that whoever reviews these albums has no guitar playing sense at all. What's up with all of the 100s? Perfect albums are hard to come by in my opinion, but I guess you guys aren't picky at all.



Umm, I took another look at the most recent reviews on the site, and the ones I have looked at are not hardcore at all. Where are you getting all of this?
BLUMPKIN
912 Posts
36/F/PA
I can't believe anyone thinks that their self titled album was good. To say this album isn't as good as their first is saying that this album definately deserves a 1.
The lyrics on the preceeding album were preschoolish, boring, misspelled in the eaflet, the music was repetative, boring, every song sounded the same, and just horrible.
I blame Canada.
I have no legs!
33 Posts
32/M/NY
Most of the reviews on this site are hardcore. There are a few that aren't. I have never heard Alexisonfire, but they probably suck. It is kind of weak to give an album a 1 though. That probably means that you didn't really even listen to the album. You just didn't like the band. Here are some of the best bands though. Blood for Blood, Coalesce, the Dillinger Escape Plan, and C.O.C.
new cocks
143,982 Posts
33/M/IL
most of the reviews on this site are hardcore BECAUSE THE SITE IS CALLED PAHARDCORE.COM
I have no legs!
33 Posts
32/M/NY
No duh dipshit i was replying to somebody elses comment.

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