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The Chariot - Everything Is Alive, everything is breathing, nothing is dead and nothing is bleeding

cbrickhouse   (1851 reviews)

Posted: 11/20/2004 | Comments: 253 | Rate:

Someone please stop this terrible band from making any more music. I felt the veins behind my eyes bulge as the tracks played, making it feel as if my brain was going to explode and shoot noodles all over my basement. I really don't know what sound they're they're going for, but the sound they found is "brain tumor", as in thats what I ended up with after listening to this.

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make it work for y
2,940 Posts
33/M/IL
fuck this band and the people that swing from their nuts like donkey kong. if i wanted to listen to an assload of feedback, i'd put my microphone directly next to my amp and turn the volume up sky high, but by doing that and adding shitty ass guitar chords these faggots think they're unique and raw for making an album that sounds like it was recorded in an asshole. fuck this bad to the highest extent possible.

and their promo picture is the fucking gayest thing ever.
east bay grease
68,058 Posts
32/M/CA
I wonder how many of these people are bashing this band because they actually hate them? hahahaha

I mean, you have people just saying they flat out suck, which makes sense, and then there's people that say shit like, "well normajean was good but these guys dont have as much range theyve got some ok songs but there still not that good so there gay"


And fuck all of these people that when you say you hate a band, they say "well yeah, they only have one or two good songs". If a band sucks, they suck, you can find other ways of admitting that you like a shitty band.
1011010
27 Posts
36/M/MI
i downloaded this cd. immediately after listening to the first track, i sent this horrific mound of shit to the recycle bin, where it belongs. gave me a fucking headache.
uninspired
19,323 Posts
35/M/MI
who-bah-stank
24,541 Posts
32/M/NY
Originally posted by:disgustipated

the cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha chariot.

I have no legs!
2 Posts
30/M/PA
hey i heard you guys are not scared of something new...
make it work for y
2,940 Posts
33/M/IL
no, i don't think a lot of people on this board are scared of anything, they just don't like shit that blatantly sounds like it was recorded in an asscheek.
www.neohhc.com
6,359 Posts
36/M/OH
Originally posted by:vincesname

no, i don't think a lot of people on this board are scared of anything, they just don't like shit that blatantly sounds like it was recorded in an asscheek.

I Love Colleen
7 Posts
34/M/NJ
The chariot might not be for everybody out there but i wouldn't define it as "pretensious bullshit". I wasn't keen on them self till i saw them, and they kicked ass. Not all music has to be technical and poetic. Over all i think it is a good record, but then again its all personal preferance to the type of music you listen to
new cocks
145,639 Posts
34/M/IL
fucking terrible band
terrence
55 Posts
32/M/MA
they suck, and someone in their band is named taco.... what the fuck
terrence
55 Posts
32/M/MA
they suck, and someone in their band is named taco.... what the fuck
I Love Colleen
7 Posts
34/M/NJ
what...don't you like tacos....
no X's
1,169 Posts
36/M/GA
that band is HORRIBLE.
I have no legs!
2 Posts
50/M/NE
its funny how you all make fun of them because you know that the second you get off of the internet (because its your bedtime) you listen to norma jean while falling asleep with a bandana

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