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The Chariot - Everything Is Alive, everything is breathing, nothing is dead and nothing is bleeding

cbrickhouse   (1851 reviews)

Posted: 11/20/2004 | Comments: 253 | Rate:

Someone please stop this terrible band from making any more music. I felt the veins behind my eyes bulge as the tracks played, making it feel as if my brain was going to explode and shoot noodles all over my basement. I really don't know what sound they're they're going for, but the sound they found is "brain tumor", as in thats what I ended up with after listening to this.

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Comments
I Love Colleen
7 Posts
34/M/NJ
how come there is so much hatred toward norma jean and the chariot...? i'm sure there are much worse bands out there
sill here
13,446 Posts
33/M/PA
they suck. if you disagree, you are wrong, face it.
I Love Colleen
7 Posts
34/M/NJ
its all personal opinion
new cocks
145,800 Posts
34/M/IL
yes, but some opinions are worthless because the people having the said opinion dont know a god damn thing. if you like norma jean, or shit like that, your opinion about pretty much anything goes out the window. if you like this band you are a homo and should kill yourself.
this is not an exi
181 Posts
92/M/AR
Originally posted by:fight2park

"Fuck genius. What's an artist? Dead words devoid of meaning. Let's drop them."



nice wilhelm reference....
Hardcore freak
4 Posts
37/M/PA
hum well i actually liked the album.... but it is so so short Josh is a genius.... I remember the Norma Jean album that i thouhgt would never end.But this one ended way way to soon 20 min??? whats up with that other then that great album but deff needs alot of work.
east bay grease
68,058 Posts
32/M/CA
The Chariot ended their album in 20 minutes because

a. they weren't creative enough to come up with more material
b. they knew their fans had the attention span of gnats
c. they knew that anything much longer than 20 minutes would let even the dumbest of fans realize that they suck
d. "why waste all this time recording, when we could be sucking each other's dicks?"
life is gawbage
22,796 Posts
38/M/NY
dear Chariot,

PRACTICE!
PRACTICE!! PRACTICE! PRACTICE! PRACTICE! PRACTICE!

PRACTICE!!!!!!!!

signed,
CM
who-bah-stank
24,541 Posts
32/M/NY
Originally posted by:disgustipated

Originally posted by:disgustipated

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hardcore-rr-
2 Posts
30/M/CA
The Chariot is amazing. Just because you guys didnt like old norma jean doesnt mean you cant respect The Chariot. It doesnt matter what "old norma jean" sounded like, this is The Chariot. Its a good cd. Its hardcore.
hardcore-rr-
2 Posts
30/M/CA
The Chariot is amazing. Just because you guys didnt like old norma jean doesnt mean you cant respect The Chariot. It doesnt matter what "old norma jean" sounded like, this is The Chariot. Its a good cd. Its hardcore.
BODYROTT
4,621 Posts
29/M/PA
jesus christ, shut the fuck up
who-bah-stank
24,541 Posts
32/M/NY
Originally posted by:disgustipated

Originally posted by:disgustipated

Originally posted by:disgustipated

the cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha chariot.



BODYROTT
4,621 Posts
29/M/PA
Originally posted by:HAkevinRD

The Chariot is amazing. Just because you guys didnt like old norma jean doesnt mean you cant respect The Chariot. It doesnt matter what "old norma jean" sounded like, this is The Chariot. Its a good cd. Its hardcore.



what the fuck makes you think that we based any shred of our opinion on what any era of norma jean sounded like? the cd fucking sucks, with or without the influence of norma jean, so GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
who-bah-stank
24,541 Posts
32/M/NY
Originally posted by:disgustipated

Originally posted by:disgustipated

Originally posted by:disgustipated

Originally posted by:disgustipated

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