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The Chariot - Everything Is Alive, everything is breathing, nothing is dead and nothing is bleeding

cbrickhouse   (1843 reviews)

Posted: 11/20/2004 | Comments: 253 | Rate:

Someone please stop this terrible band from making any more music. I felt the veins behind my eyes bulge as the tracks played, making it feel as if my brain was going to explode and shoot noodles all over my basement. I really don't know what sound they're they're going for, but the sound they found is "brain tumor", as in thats what I ended up with after listening to this.

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Comments
east bay grease
68,058 Posts
32/M/CA
Originally posted by:Paradox

The Chariot ended their album in 20 minutes because

a. they weren't creative enough to come up with more material
b. they knew their fans had the attention span of gnats
c. they knew that anything much longer than 20 minutes would let even the dumbest of fans realize that they suck
d. "why waste all this time recording, when we could be sucking each other's dicks?"



I'm still right.
who-bah-stank
24,541 Posts
32/M/NY
Originally posted by:disgustipated

Originally posted by:disgustipated

Originally posted by:disgustipated

Originally posted by:disgustipated

Originally posted by:disgustipated

the cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha chariot.





Your mom goes to c
8 Posts
31/M/NY
This review is horrible. Wanna know why it's horrible?...because you can't even give any good fucking reasons on why you don't like this album. I think this album is amazing...everything about it is amazing and this band there stage performance is amazing and beats any band live.
east bay grease
68,058 Posts
32/M/CA
Amazing because he puts his voice through constant distortion due to the inability to form decent vocals? Amazing because they have no sense of tempo? Amazing because their album is only 20 minutes long? Amazing because they have a singer from another boring band?
hipoctrite show
2 Posts
35/F/NA
Really authentic!!!!!
who-bah-stank
24,541 Posts
32/M/NY
what?
make it work for y
2,940 Posts
32/M/IL
nope, this band is still gay. sorry.
I have no legs!
4 Posts
27/M/OH
you people have to be kidding me. The Chariot rocks. screw you.
I have no legs!
4 Posts
27/M/OH
you people have to be kidding me. The Chariot rocks. screw you.
tofu
12,555 Posts
60/F/AK
what're you doing online kid? barney's on!
I have no legs!
4 Posts
27/M/OH
Chariot kicks ass! they freakin rock. period.
tofu
12,555 Posts
60/F/AK
Originally posted by:underOATHdp

i'm Chariot's kiss ass! they freakin rock. period.



ayyeee
east bay grease
68,058 Posts
32/M/CA
Originally posted by:Eric Paradox

The Chariot ended their album in 20 minutes because

a. they weren't creative enough to come up with more material
b. they knew their fans had the attention span of gnats
c. they knew that anything much longer than 20 minutes would let even the dumbest of fans realize that they suck
d. "why waste all this time recording, when we could be sucking each other's dicks?"

I have no legs!
8 Posts
13/M/NA
you are all retarded. the fact is, this cd is brutal as hell and is not for everyone. it may be noise to some of you. they are not trying to be melodic or be a band that you can whistle their music while you are taking a dump. they have incredible energy and have the best stage performance i have seen by far. as far as the vocals, he does have great range for the type of vocals he does. he can do really low growls, high screams, and has a lot of power behind his voice. to all of you pussies that have nothing better to do but whine about how they give you headaches, you do not understand them or what they are trying to do, so shut up or eat a dick.
new cocks
145,277 Posts
33/M/IL
its absolutely horrible. seriously.

if you think this band is good you should consider giving up on music

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