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The Chariot - Everything Is Alive, everything is breathing, nothing is dead and nothing is bleeding

cbrickhouse   (1806 reviews)

Posted: 11/20/2004 | Comments: 253 | Rate:

Someone please stop this terrible band from making any more music. I felt the veins behind my eyes bulge as the tracks played, making it feel as if my brain was going to explode and shoot noodles all over my basement. I really don't know what sound they're they're going for, but the sound they found is "brain tumor", as in thats what I ended up with after listening to this.

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I have no legs!
8 Posts
13/M/NA
this reviewer should seriously consider giving up reviewing. "HEY THIS CD SUCKS IT HURTS MY EEEERS" is not a review. It's not even educational. The "my brain felt like it was gonna explode" comment shows that this reviewer can not take intense music and should not be reviewing this album in the first place. He could at least have said "This cd was recorded live so it does not have the best sound quality. I found the feedback on this cd annoying and they could have done without it. There is obvious energy on the recording and at their live shows. However this cd was not for me." That would have made a lot more sense than "OUCH THIS GABE ME A BRAIN TUMOR."



To all of you that think that fans of the chariot have no idea what the hell is going on and that they should give up on music are mistaken. I am fans of many different bands and I can appreciate all types of music. The chariot is only one out of tons of different bands I like. I like everything from classic rock like pink floyd, led zeppelin, and jimi hendrix, to stuff like at the drive-in, thursday, the mars volta, 90 day men, to stuff like fear before the march of flames, NORMA JEAN (yes i said norma jean), and the chariot. I don't even mind Beatles every once in a while.



I could care less whether or not you like the chariot cd. I think it is overall very good but im not trying to say its the best cd of all time. To all of you that don't get it, I would really suggest seeing them live where it all comes together; they honestly put on one of the best shows out there.



Personally I would give the cd a 7 and a half out of 10, because the songs do blend together and it is only about 27 minutes long. Aside from those few shortcomings the cd has great energy and there is obvious passion in the music that cant be ignored. This is quite possibly the most raw and brutal cd I have ever heard. On track 5 I was also very impressed when they showed that they can throw beauty into the mix with the addition of keyboard. Overall I think this cd is a great effort to make something new from a starting band. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.
www.neohhc.com
6,359 Posts
36/M/OH
east bay grease
68,058 Posts
31/M/CA
Originally posted by:idsellyouforcrack

this reviewer should seriously consider giving up reviewing. "HEY THIS CD SUCKS IT HURTS MY EEEERS" is not a review. It's not even educational. The "my brain felt like it was gonna explode" comment shows that this reviewer can not take intense music and should not be reviewing this album in the first place. He could at least have said "This cd was recorded live so it does not have the best sound quality. I found the feedback on this cd annoying and they could have done without it. There is obvious energy on the recording and at their live shows. However this cd was not for me." That would have made a lot more sense than "OUCH THIS GABE ME A BRAIN TUMOR."

To all of you that think that fans of the chariot have no idea what the hell is going on and that they should give up on music are mistaken. I am fans of many different bands and I can appreciate all types of music. The chariot is only one out of tons of different bands I like. I like everything from classic rock like pink floyd, led zeppelin, and jimi hendrix, to stuff like at the drive-in, thursday, the mars volta, 90 day men, to stuff like fear before the march of flames, NORMA JEAN (yes i said norma jean), and the chariot. I don't even mind Beatles every once in a while.

I could care less whether or not you like the chariot cd. I think it is overall very good but im not trying to say its the best cd of all time. To all of you that don't get it, I would really suggest seeing them live where it all comes together; they honestly put on one of the best shows out there.

Personally I would give the cd a 7 and a half out of 10, because the songs do blend together and it is only about 27 minutes long. Aside from those few shortcomings the cd has great energy and there is obvious passion in the music that cant be ignored. This is quite possibly the most raw and brutal cd I have ever heard. On track 5 I was also very impressed when they showed that they can throw beauty into the mix with the addition of keyboard. Overall I think this cd is a great effort to make something new from a starting band. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.



Possibly the most raw and brutal CD you've ever heard? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

The review talking about it hurting his ears had nothning to do with it being "too intense" for him. There's plenty of extreme metal reviews on here that are very positive. This band purposely does things like keeping bad rhythm and tempo, mediocre production, etc, and while in other cases it may turn out well, this band is trying too hard and it just sounds like shit.

This band is just a big melting pot of everything that sucks about current hardcore and metalcore. They're shit, get over it.
I have no legs!
8 Posts
13/M/NA
HAHAHAHA thats right i said this cd is raw and brutal just like your asshole from taking it in the ass from cbrickhouse so much you stupid fag. Like this cd or not, cbrickhouse gave an incredibly crappy review. seriously 3/100 for vocals? he obviously just took that number out of his ass. He gives so many 1/100's that its retarded. He doesnt give reasons for anything besides that it made his brain feel like it was going to explode. Any cd he doesnt like he just says sucks and gives it a 1/100. He gave fear before the march of flames a 1/100 for originality when there are hardly any bands that sound like them. i could respect him if he actually gave specific reasons why he gives the scores he does, but instead he says something lame like "DIS CD SUX, SO IF YOU LIEK IT FUCK YOU."



congradulations eric you are as gay as this site
dying tickles
523 Posts
34/M/AZ
someone please shoot me if people keep arguing about this fucking band.
I have no legs!
8 Posts
13/M/NA
fake poster? actually the first time i was ever on this site was yesterday when i stumbled accross these awful reviews that aggrivated me.



"too much of a fucking pussy to show yourself" - what are you gonna do kick my ass because im right that your ass buddy's don't know shit. go eat a love sausage prick.
new cocks
144,020 Posts
33/M/IL
horrible CD and if you like it you are a total cock goblin. its atrocious.
who-bah-stank
24,541 Posts
31/M/NY
Originally posted by:idsellyouforcrack

this reviewer should seriously consider giving up reviewing. "HEY THIS CD SUCKS IT HURTS MY EEEERS" is not a review. It's not even educational. The "my brain felt like it was gonna explode" comment shows that this reviewer can not take intense music and should not be reviewing this album in the first place. He could at least have said "This cd was recorded live so it does not have the best sound quality. I found the feedback on this cd annoying and they could have done without it. There is obvious energy on the recording and at their live shows. However this cd was not for me." That would have made a lot more sense than "OUCH THIS GABE ME A BRAIN TUMOR."

To all of you that think that fans of the chariot have no idea what the hell is going on and that they should give up on music are mistaken. I am fans of many different bands and I can appreciate all types of music. The chariot is only one out of tons of different bands I like. I like everything from classic rock like pink floyd, led zeppelin, and jimi hendrix, to stuff like at the drive-in, thursday, the mars volta, 90 day men, to stuff like fear before the march of flames, NORMA JEAN (yes i said norma jean), and the chariot. I don't even mind Beatles every once in a while.

I could care less whether or not you like the chariot cd. I think it is overall very good but im not trying to say its the best cd of all time. To all of you that don't get it, I would really suggest seeing them live where it all comes together; they honestly put on one of the best shows out there.

Personally I would give the cd a 7 and a half out of 10, because the songs do blend together and it is only about 27 minutes long. Aside from those few shortcomings the cd has great energy and there is obvious passion in the music that cant be ignored. This is quite possibly the most raw and brutal cd I have ever heard. On track 5 I was also very impressed when they showed that they can throw beauty into the mix with the addition of keyboard. Overall I think this cd is a great effort to make something new from a starting band. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.



hahahahahaha.

if this is the most brutal cd youve ever heard, youve probably heard 3 bands in your whole life. Shut up tool, this band sucks, and so does just about everything else you listed except for Floyd and Zeppelin, which in that case youve probably only heard Dark Side Of The Moon and Stairway To Heaven.
I have no legs!
8 Posts
13/M/NA
OMG HAHAHA YEA HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY LOLZ!!!



only heard 3 bands in my whole life- i listed about 10 bands right there cum guzzler.



Hendrix sucks? you suck



I own several pink floyd and zeppelin albums so shut the fuck up you stupid queer. At least I have the balls to list some bands I like.
who-bah-stank
24,541 Posts
31/M/NY
when you say the F word you sound much more intimdating. ill back off now.

are you saying that im scared to list the bands i listen to?
who-bah-stank
24,541 Posts
31/M/NY
and Hendrix is one of the most overrated musicians in history. I dont give a shit what anyone says.
dying tickles
523 Posts
34/M/AZ
Originally posted by:idsellyouforcrack

OMG HAHAHA YEA HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY LOLZ!!!

only heard 3 bands in my whole life- i listed about 10 bands right there cum guzzler.

Hendrix sucks? you suck

I own several pink floyd and zeppelin albums so shut the fuck up you stupid queer. At least I have the balls to list some bands I like.


shut the fuck up already.
new cocks
144,020 Posts
33/M/IL
someone find out who this kid is and where hes from
weekend warrior
286 Posts
33/M/PA
the chariot and norma jean are the worst music i have ever heard.
east bay grease
68,058 Posts
31/M/CA
I can't believe that kid wrote 3 times as much as I ever have. And everyone here knows I write long-ass paragraphs all the time.

Oh yeah, and the band still sucks. Too fast and brutal for me I guess, I'd better throw away my Nile and Discordance Axis albums since they certainly don't measure up to a band like The Chariot.

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