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The Chariot - Everything Is Alive, everything is breathing, nothing is dead and nothing is bleeding

cbrickhouse   (1845 reviews)

Posted: 11/20/2004 | Comments: 253 | Rate:

Someone please stop this terrible band from making any more music. I felt the veins behind my eyes bulge as the tracks played, making it feel as if my brain was going to explode and shoot noodles all over my basement. I really don't know what sound they're they're going for, but the sound they found is "brain tumor", as in thats what I ended up with after listening to this.

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Comments
Enemies vs. Honor
281 Posts
31/M/NY
horrible band
m.t.f.u.
25,328 Posts
30/M/PA
not great. and not the worst band I've ever heard. Maybe I'm just more tolerant than the rest of you guys.
a classic disaster
6 Posts
92/F/NJ
this isnt the chariots best its alot of meaningless screaming.
Old Head
37,846 Posts
61/M/NA
speaking of the chariot, here is one of their side-projects.....

FUCKSK_thissitesuc
4 Posts
36/M/NY
Feedback sucks.....but look at thier new songs without it on myspace or purevolume....iforgot which one. Also, the chariot owns live.
listen to neurosis
10,733 Posts
32/M/VA
Originally posted by: FuckSK_thissitesucks

Feedback sucks.....but look at thier new songs without it on myspace or purevolume....iforgot which one. Also, the chariot owns live.


the chariot does not own anything except the copyright to "ogrefucking noise", and having seen the chariot live i can attest to that statement.
who-bah-stank
24,541 Posts
32/M/NY
ahhh they flop around like wounded ducks on stage woahhhh theyre soo good live lovzors!#$%
I have no legs!
227 Posts
66/M/AK
get their new EP, its WAY BETTER
jewsforjesus
4 Posts
12/M/WA
just heard this cd today...i was putting off listening to it for a good reason and that reason would be that it sounds like trash. all they do is make noise. i actually had an arguement with someone who said they are good musicians.....he said they were super fast and original. if running up and down on the fretboard making noise makes u awesome these days then lets all run out grab a guitar and we should be selling records to christiancore cocksuckers for christ in no time
I have no legs!
2 Posts
29/F/VA
i dig this band.
SLOTH LOVES CHUNK
309 Posts
30/M/NA
Hate to say it but i did enjoy listening to their new Ep Unsung. Troll me all you want.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
so is this why people join this site? just so they can be the fucking retarded shitbags that they are anywhere else and act all bad ass thinking theyre cool writing bad reviews about everyband they dont like? well fuck all of you who just like to write shit on this site. i have seen your profiles and you look like the biggest dousch(however your spell it) bags ever who dont have any friends. there is this one guy on this site who wrote a bad review about the chariot who is 30 and doesnt have any friends because he REALLY sucks. so fuck all of you.
east bay grease
68,058 Posts
32/M/CA
Originally posted by: jack flame

so is this why people join this site? just so they can be the fucking retarded shitbags that they are anywhere else and act all bad ass thinking theyre cool writing bad reviews about everyband they dont like? well fuck all of you who just like to write shit on this site. i have seen your profiles and you look like the biggest dousch(however your spell it) bags ever who dont have any friends. there is this one guy on this site who wrote a bad review about the chariot who is 30 and doesnt have any friends because he REALLY sucks. so fuck all of you.



so joining a site so you can jack off some fly by night band and have a million internet friends is better?
ARF ARF
5,780 Posts
28/M/NA
I actually like the songs with the feedback. They're alright. Their other shit is just terrible, though.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
sounds of the underground. they will be kick ass live. i know it.

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