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The Chariot - Everything Is Alive, everything is breathing, nothing is dead and nothing is bleeding

cbrickhouse   (1845 reviews)

Posted: 11/20/2004 | Comments: 253 | Rate:

Someone please stop this terrible band from making any more music. I felt the veins behind my eyes bulge as the tracks played, making it feel as if my brain was going to explode and shoot noodles all over my basement. I really don't know what sound they're they're going for, but the sound they found is "brain tumor", as in thats what I ended up with after listening to this.

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Bad Debt
6,337 Posts
34/M/CO
Originally posted by: the glass of pain

sounds of the underground. they will be kick ass live. i know it.



Ahh, guess again. SOTU,even though this year has a few bands I like, is still going to suck. A bunch of gay kids in girl pants and white belts who act like they need helmets. No thanks, I think I will try to catch behemoth some other time. And for the record, Luti Kriss sucked,Norma Jean SUCKS,And the chariot SUCKS.
m.t.f.u.
25,328 Posts
30/M/PA
Josh Scogan is a good vocalist but his lyrics don't mean shit to me. In fact...I don't know what the fuck he is talking about half the time

This band isn't very good at all. Not the worst but far from the best.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
so is this why people join this site? just so they can be the fucking retarded shitbags that they are anywhere else and act all bad ass thinking theyre cool writing bad reviews about everyband they dont like? well fuck all of you who just like to write shit on this site. i have seen your profiles and you look like the biggest dousch(however your spell it) bags ever who dont have any friends. there is this one guy on this site who wrote a bad review about the chariot who is 30 and doesnt have any friends because he REALLY sucks. so fuck all of you.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
ha dude. u do know i had posted that review once before right? i was jorma nean at the time. i felt like reposting it again.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
and im the one with the shitty taste in music? u say that my taste is shitty wen u dont like any hardcore or death metal or reggea or electronica or classical rock wen u like all that gay ass pop/indie shit like panic! at the disco?
pffft
2 Posts
28/F/TX
I fancy the UNSUNG EP over this one

mhm :)
pffft
2 Posts
28/F/TX
I fancy the UNSUNG EP over this one

mhm :)
in all my unglory
14,470 Posts
40/M/PA
they don't seem like anything amazing...but i don't see why this band draws as much hatred as they do.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
i know. i guess its just all the feedback, plus it sounds a bit too thrown together and unrehearsed. it took me a while to figure out this band but after a little bit of listening, i began to sorta digest it in a new way.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
dude, you do know that that is just a stupid random post that doesnt mean shit right? i just like to see what people have to say about that. and just so you know, i have never been to warped or ozzfest.
ARF ARF
5,780 Posts
28/M/NA
Originally posted by: the glass of pain

dude, you do know that that is just a stupid random post that doesnt mean shit right? i just like to see what people have to say about that. and just so you know, i have never been to warped or ozzfest.



you're still a tool.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
and i hate disturbed. and i meant that there was this 30 year old who POSTED a comment on this thread who said the chariot was shitty. i worded that wrong. but whatever.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
nahh, i was grounded.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
ok....
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
in case you didnt know, ive posted that before, the long pointless thing where im saying all that retarted stuff. i said that a couple of months ago. and i cracked up at some of the responses from it, and i just thought, you know, ill just do it all again.

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