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The Chariot - Everything Is Alive, everything is breathing, nothing is dead and nothing is bleeding

cbrickhouse   (1839 reviews)

Posted: 11/20/2004 | Comments: 253 | Rate:

Someone please stop this terrible band from making any more music. I felt the veins behind my eyes bulge as the tracks played, making it feel as if my brain was going to explode and shoot noodles all over my basement. I really don't know what sound they're they're going for, but the sound they found is "brain tumor", as in thats what I ended up with after listening to this.

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Comments
i rule.
1 Posts
28/M/NA
why would you poeple even write on this page if you dont like them. its pointless, if you dont like the band why would you even take the time to look them
new cocks
144,772 Posts
33/M/IL
because its fun to make fun of pony boys like yourself
Como estas, bitche
2,027 Posts
30/M/PA
Originally posted by:brian.

because its fun to make fun of pony boys like yourself



fact
i just made better music sitting on my toilet whistling then this shit
who-bah-stank
24,541 Posts
32/M/NY
Originally posted by:disgustipated

the cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha chariot.

HardCORE
5 Posts
31/M/FL
everyone who is hating on the chariot just doesnt know how to appreciate the album for what it is. the album isnt produced to the bone like every album all of you posers listen to. they did not use any computers to make this album sound good and its RAW and pure HARD/METALcore. Long Live "THE CHARIOT" josh scogin is the best hardcore singer of all time. and TACO is the greatest period
new cocks
144,772 Posts
33/M/IL
you used the word "poser," and the phrase "josh scogin is the best hardcore singer of all time"


you are completely clueless as to what you are talking about
new cocks
144,772 Posts
33/M/IL
look at your god damn user name then re-evaluate the shit that you are spewing on my screen. get the fuck out of here.
new cocks
144,772 Posts
33/M/IL
god damn that post pissed me off. i swear to god if you are real you need to seriously re-think what you are talking about. get some sort of education on what is and what is not hardcore, and just in general what you are talking about. this "the chariot" shit is not hardcore, its crap. its shitty metalcore at best. fuck this band and anyone who likes them, flat out. its absolute garbage and kids like you are eating it right up because you are the poseurs that think you know whats what in "hardcore." try knowing what you are talking about before you babble on about nothing.
BODYROTT
4,621 Posts
28/M/PA
the chariot makes norma jean look like tchaikovsky.
new cocks
144,772 Posts
33/M/IL
hahahahaha
new cocks
144,772 Posts
33/M/IL
the chariot makes my farts sound like beethoven
Fuck...
1 Posts
18/M/OH
I have to totally disagree. I think this move for Norma Jean's old lead singer was a good decision. It's totally innovative and fresh. The way the band uses feedback as an instrument is incredible, and their live shows are insane.
vanilla gorilla
212,824 Posts
38/M/PA
johnny has such a way with words.
El Dorado!
22 Posts
32/M/PA
i love norma jean i thought that cd was really good, sometimes quite repedative, but some of the parts were pretty fucking kick ass, but the chariot is just plain out shitty, i tried to listen to it but i heard it and i just felt like kicking someone in the face and not from aggression that the cd was heavy, i was just pissed he was in this band, and a band this shitty getting so much recognition and i know soooo many amaziningly talented bands that never get that big.
east bay grease
68,058 Posts
32/M/CA
like norma jean, right? hahahahahahahahahaha

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