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Underoath - Define The Great Line

Mariano Rivera   (7 reviews)

Posted: 05/09/2006 | Comments: 271 | Rate:

I tried really hard to set aside my bias against this band and go for some journalistic integrity for this review. But, after about 13 seconds into track 1, sorry, I couldn't.


This band has changed a lot since they started out, going from weird christian metal-vocaled stuff with keyboards to the second comming of Taking Back Sunday. Either way, it was always awful and made me go sleepy. This deal is nothing new. I guess its a bit "harder" than the last one, but still not inventive or original like their fan base tries to pass them off as. The psuedo-breakdowns are even more boring than the played out ones we hear in a lot of metalcore, and the fact that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM has a bed of that noise chord shit going on underneath it makes the whole album fucking unlistenable.


These chicks need to stop listening to Every Time I Die. Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry. Oh, and trying to sound all avant-garde only works if you have a little talent. The sung vocals are off-key (and don't tell me on purpose, anyone who sounds like shit on purpose deserves a slug between the eyes) and the screams sound exactly like all the other faggoty emo-core-bi-curious bags of shit currently flooding underground music.


And then theres the lyrics. Holy christ, the lyrics -
"They're watching, They're watching
I am being watched
This is overwhelming
Paranoia"

Fucking brilliantly put, wow, I've never heard anything so poignant and piercing into my soul. Suck a cock.




I also tried really hard to find something about this I could pick out and not hate with every cell of my being, but alas, this turd's as corny as it comes. Fuck this band, this style, and anyone who likes it.

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Comments
Floating Boy Media
5,281 Posts
42/M/PA
I still cant believe they sold over 90,000 copies in the first week. That is insane
I have no legs!
1 Posts
27/F/NA
i bought the cd and i liked it a lot. i guess i just suck.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
Originally posted by:the glass of pain

ahh fuck this. im not wasting any more time with every idiot who spends there entire time on pahardcore/stereokiller on this review which sinse has been posted hasnt been anything exept battle of weak arguments that has pushed this bull shit over the limits. if Elliot or Jimmycakes or metalhead225544 or any other fucker is just going to try and bitch me out again, i dont care cause i am not getting involved in this whole shit zone. by the way Elliot, my friend said that he wouldnt expect a great music taste out of someone who likes circle of dead children. END OF DISCUSION.


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I have no legs!
2,177 Posts
27/M/VA
Originally posted by:youresointricate

i bought the cd and i liked it a lot. i guess i just suck.



yeah you do, i mean how the fuck could you think that this is good? do you think the screaming is good? fuck no!!! do you think the whiny ass crappy fucking vocals are good? hell no!!! i am not going to judge the guitaring or drumming because i don't play either, but they sound simple as shit. all around this album is trash. so much for them going back to their old ways.
I have no legs!
2 Posts
27/M/IA
Whoever wrote that review is a fucking dickhead who doesn't know wat the fuck they are talking about. Underoath is fucking awesome so go suck a dick if u don't like them!!!
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
Originally posted by:Packers87864

Whoever wrote that review is a fucking dickhead who doesn't know wat the fuck they are talking about. Underoath is fucking awesome so go suck a dick if u don't like them!!!


swallow my cum?
Julia Rae
2 Posts
29/F/TX
your fucking stupid.















































UNDEROATH IS AMAZING
new cocks
145,391 Posts
34/M/IL
^ ugly
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
and your parents probably fucked you
new cocks
145,391 Posts
34/M/IL
so bad
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
"rules. period."




not this cd.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
just by the same dudes you are. and that is because they purposely started something on me as just a simple joke though i did make it also was partly my fault. but you went out of your way to completely make them hate you by saying dumb shit.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
no faggots allowed
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
when you say "no one" you mean you and Sara., and a hole is true and eddie and brian and thewelfareline666 and all them. sorry but there is more people to this site than them.
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
im aware of what myspace is. this site barely is like myspace at all. it would be a bit hard to confuse this site with myspace.

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