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Underoath - Define The Great Line

Mariano Rivera   (7 reviews)

Posted: 05/09/2006 | Comments: 271 | Rate:

I tried really hard to set aside my bias against this band and go for some journalistic integrity for this review. But, after about 13 seconds into track 1, sorry, I couldn't.


This band has changed a lot since they started out, going from weird christian metal-vocaled stuff with keyboards to the second comming of Taking Back Sunday. Either way, it was always awful and made me go sleepy. This deal is nothing new. I guess its a bit "harder" than the last one, but still not inventive or original like their fan base tries to pass them off as. The psuedo-breakdowns are even more boring than the played out ones we hear in a lot of metalcore, and the fact that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM has a bed of that noise chord shit going on underneath it makes the whole album fucking unlistenable.


These chicks need to stop listening to Every Time I Die. Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry. Oh, and trying to sound all avant-garde only works if you have a little talent. The sung vocals are off-key (and don't tell me on purpose, anyone who sounds like shit on purpose deserves a slug between the eyes) and the screams sound exactly like all the other faggoty emo-core-bi-curious bags of shit currently flooding underground music.


And then theres the lyrics. Holy christ, the lyrics -
"They're watching, They're watching
I am being watched
This is overwhelming
Paranoia"

Fucking brilliantly put, wow, I've never heard anything so poignant and piercing into my soul. Suck a cock.




I also tried really hard to find something about this I could pick out and not hate with every cell of my being, but alas, this turd's as corny as it comes. Fuck this band, this style, and anyone who likes it.

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new cocks
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34/M/CO
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new cocks
145,223 Posts
33/M/IL
edited your post...
LiARSENiC
6 Posts
32/F/NJ
honestly, i think you people are ridiculous. Yes, you do have your own say in what kind of music you like. but that doesn't give you the right to say all this nonsense about underoath. they choose to write the stuff they write. & if they believe in god why do you care? just don't listen to them if you hate them so much. they deserve the fame they have. like i said if you hate them so fucking much.. don't buy their cd's or listen to them. simple as that.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
HEY IDIOT

HOW DO YOU REVIEW A CD IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO IT? THATS RIGHT, I HATE THEM, ALWAYS HAVE, BUT I REVIEWED IT ANYWAY.

GET RAPED BY NEGROES. SIMPLE AS THAT.
LiARSENiC
6 Posts
32/F/NJ
SHUT THE FUCK UP!



GREAT FOR YOU! DO I FUCKING CARE? NO I DON'T. you don't have to fucking insult them for no reason at all. just because of your sad excuse that you call music.





yeah & go fuck your mom douche bag.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
you obviously care because you posted in my thread about it

way to go!

also:
"just because of your sad excuse that you call music" is neither a
1. sentence
2. complete/rational though
3. allusion to a complete/rational thought

you graduated high school?
new cocks
145,223 Posts
33/M/IL
i always love reviews on this site, they bring in some of the greatest human beings on the internet
ARF ARF
5,780 Posts
28/M/NA
Originally posted by: LiARSENiC

SHUT THE FUCK UP!



GREAT FOR YOU! DO I FUCKING CARE? NO I DON'T. you don't have to fucking insult them for no reason at all.



by the caps rage, you do care. And we can insult them for no reason, you flaming homo.
LiARSENiC
6 Posts
32/F/NJ
yeah whatever. HA! i'm a flaming homo? that's pretty histerical.
ARF ARF
5,780 Posts
28/M/NA
hysterical like your spelling.
ARF ARF
5,780 Posts
28/M/NA
I just realized you were female. This explains everything.
LiARSENiC
6 Posts
32/F/NJ
what the fuck is that suppose to mean?

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