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Underoath - Define The Great Line

Mariano Rivera   (7 reviews)

Posted: 05/09/2006 | Comments: 271 | Rate:

I tried really hard to set aside my bias against this band and go for some journalistic integrity for this review. But, after about 13 seconds into track 1, sorry, I couldn't.


This band has changed a lot since they started out, going from weird christian metal-vocaled stuff with keyboards to the second comming of Taking Back Sunday. Either way, it was always awful and made me go sleepy. This deal is nothing new. I guess its a bit "harder" than the last one, but still not inventive or original like their fan base tries to pass them off as. The psuedo-breakdowns are even more boring than the played out ones we hear in a lot of metalcore, and the fact that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM has a bed of that noise chord shit going on underneath it makes the whole album fucking unlistenable.


These chicks need to stop listening to Every Time I Die. Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry. Oh, and trying to sound all avant-garde only works if you have a little talent. The sung vocals are off-key (and don't tell me on purpose, anyone who sounds like shit on purpose deserves a slug between the eyes) and the screams sound exactly like all the other faggoty emo-core-bi-curious bags of shit currently flooding underground music.


And then theres the lyrics. Holy christ, the lyrics -
"They're watching, They're watching
I am being watched
This is overwhelming
Paranoia"

Fucking brilliantly put, wow, I've never heard anything so poignant and piercing into my soul. Suck a cock.




I also tried really hard to find something about this I could pick out and not hate with every cell of my being, but alas, this turd's as corny as it comes. Fuck this band, this style, and anyone who likes it.

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Comments
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
brian periods nerdspeak had blown my mind
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
Originally posted by:cbrickhouse

Originally posted by: andy9991

Hey look, it's the dick who created this site.



hey look its a faggot who has created nothing but poop in his time on earth



I have no legs!
1 Posts
12/M/NA
what has this reviewer been smoking!?



this album is incredable.. i bought it first day it came out and have listened to it everyday since then!!



i think the album is mint



...and the review is just stupid >.<
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX

Originally posted by: matti beanz

what has this reviewer been smoking!?



this album is incredable.. i bought it first day it came out and have listened to it everyday since then!!



i think the album is mint



...and the review is just stupid >.<



that is a lot of bad music listening.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
Originally posted by:matti beanz

what has this reviewer been smoking!?

this album is incredable.. i bought it first day it came out and have listened to it everyday since then!!

i think the album is mint

...and the review is just stupid >.<


i've never smoked anything, dork

albums sucks, band sucks, genre sucks

album sucks

the review is the truth

eat it, dbaggggg
shoobyda
8 Posts
12/M/NA
....killed him
Future Trillionare
113 Posts
31/M/MA
Awsome band awsome album!!
princess
237 Posts
29/F/PA
its a lot harder then their album before it, i like it
Bad Debt
6,337 Posts
34/M/CO
Originally posted by: mark connors

nope

Future Trillionare
113 Posts
31/M/MA
good album
I have no legs!
1 Posts
28/M/NA
whoever wrote this review is a fagget. just to let him know. all of underoath's songs are great. all of their albums are great. they are never off key. obviously this guy knows nothing at all about music. i am in fact a musician and i would kno if they were out of tune or not. honestly people need to grow up. if they don't like a band, then don't write a review over them. dumbass.
my cobk
173 Posts
11/M/NY
Originally posted by: dls366

whoever wrote this review is a fagget. just to let him know. all of underoath's songs are great. all of their albums are great. they are never off key. obviously this guy knows nothing at all about music. i am in fact a musician and i would kno if they were out of tune or not. honestly people need to grow up. if they don't like a band, then don't write a review over them. dumbass.





its clear you love to take it up the ass
OutComesTheMercy
188 Posts
31/M/KY
UnderOath is great I don't understand why they get ripped apart?
I have no legs!
3,781 Posts
66/F/TX
because they aren't good anymore.
killing sprees
94 Posts
31/M/TX
emo.

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