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Underoath - Define The Great Line

Mariano Rivera   (7 reviews)

Posted: 05/09/2006 | Comments: 271 | Rate:

I tried really hard to set aside my bias against this band and go for some journalistic integrity for this review. But, after about 13 seconds into track 1, sorry, I couldn't.


This band has changed a lot since they started out, going from weird christian metal-vocaled stuff with keyboards to the second comming of Taking Back Sunday. Either way, it was always awful and made me go sleepy. This deal is nothing new. I guess its a bit "harder" than the last one, but still not inventive or original like their fan base tries to pass them off as. The psuedo-breakdowns are even more boring than the played out ones we hear in a lot of metalcore, and the fact that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM has a bed of that noise chord shit going on underneath it makes the whole album fucking unlistenable.


These chicks need to stop listening to Every Time I Die. Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry. Oh, and trying to sound all avant-garde only works if you have a little talent. The sung vocals are off-key (and don't tell me on purpose, anyone who sounds like shit on purpose deserves a slug between the eyes) and the screams sound exactly like all the other faggoty emo-core-bi-curious bags of shit currently flooding underground music.


And then theres the lyrics. Holy christ, the lyrics -
"They're watching, They're watching
I am being watched
This is overwhelming
Paranoia"

Fucking brilliantly put, wow, I've never heard anything so poignant and piercing into my soul. Suck a cock.




I also tried really hard to find something about this I could pick out and not hate with every cell of my being, but alas, this turd's as corny as it comes. Fuck this band, this style, and anyone who likes it.

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Comments
HXC
73 Posts
31/M/LA
im gonna give a big fuck you to Cock faggot, Underoath is not danceable at allllll. but im sure you like to wear makeup and put the cd on in your bedroom just to dance to it.



oh and Metalhead, fuck you. completely
I have no legs!
2,177 Posts
27/M/VA
Originally posted by:hxcdancesp

im gonna give a big fuck you to Cock faggot, Underoath is not danceable at allllll. but im sure you like to wear makeup and put the cd on in your bedroom just to dance to it.

oh and Metalhead, fuck you. completely



you listen to incubus and august burns red so you're the last person that should say fuck you to me. this banmd is talentless and whenever they release their next cd it will be just as bad if not worse.
HXC
73 Posts
31/M/LA
what do two of the most talented bands in music history have to do with everything i just stated, you fucking cunt. please tell me what you listen to.... please.
I have no legs!
1,567 Posts
26/M/CA
Originally posted by:hxcdancesp

what do two of the most talented bands in music history have to do with everything i just stated, you fucking cunt. please tell me what you listen to.... please.



Dude, read your fucking name.
HXC
73 Posts
31/M/LA
dude, my name is a joke. referring to Shark Punch. so go fuck yourself before you assume things. bitch
commentor183
11 Posts
29/M/TX
im better than everyone and i know everything. fuck all of you guys. no one knows what music is.
I have no legs!
2,177 Posts
27/M/VA
Originally posted by:hxcdancesp

what do two of the most talented bands in music history have to do with everything i just stated, you fucking cunt. please tell me what you listen to.... please.



read my favorite band thing in my profile you dumb fuck.
commentor183
11 Posts
29/M/TX
everyone's stupid. im cool.
HXC
73 Posts
31/M/LA
fuck you bitch
commentor183
11 Posts
29/M/TX
this is a fun game
Out of waldorfs
3,625 Posts
32/M/PA
do not want.
I am a Cunt
7 Posts
29/M/NY
Your Reviews are just you opinions which i think SUCKS, every bands has some bas songs, but what ever.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
Originally posted by:PsychedelicSka

Your Reviews are just you opinions


huh. really?
new cocks
145,404 Posts
34/M/IL
REVIEWS SHOULD BE FACTS SIR
Lets get rockin
3 Posts
29/M/WA
This CD is their best by far. They ar barely tapping into their prime. Very full of emotion. All of you haters are jut pissed because you can't even come close to UO's greatness.

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