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Underoath - Define The Great Line

Mariano Rivera   (7 reviews)

Posted: 05/09/2006 | Comments: 271 | Rate:

I tried really hard to set aside my bias against this band and go for some journalistic integrity for this review. But, after about 13 seconds into track 1, sorry, I couldn't.


This band has changed a lot since they started out, going from weird christian metal-vocaled stuff with keyboards to the second comming of Taking Back Sunday. Either way, it was always awful and made me go sleepy. This deal is nothing new. I guess its a bit "harder" than the last one, but still not inventive or original like their fan base tries to pass them off as. The psuedo-breakdowns are even more boring than the played out ones we hear in a lot of metalcore, and the fact that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM has a bed of that noise chord shit going on underneath it makes the whole album fucking unlistenable.


These chicks need to stop listening to Every Time I Die. Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry. Oh, and trying to sound all avant-garde only works if you have a little talent. The sung vocals are off-key (and don't tell me on purpose, anyone who sounds like shit on purpose deserves a slug between the eyes) and the screams sound exactly like all the other faggoty emo-core-bi-curious bags of shit currently flooding underground music.


And then theres the lyrics. Holy christ, the lyrics -
"They're watching, They're watching
I am being watched
This is overwhelming
Paranoia"

Fucking brilliantly put, wow, I've never heard anything so poignant and piercing into my soul. Suck a cock.




I also tried really hard to find something about this I could pick out and not hate with every cell of my being, but alas, this turd's as corny as it comes. Fuck this band, this style, and anyone who likes it.

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Comments
mmhmm...
6 Posts
37/M/WY
HEY HEY FUCK U MUTHA FUCKAS U SON OF BITCHES I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA KILL U IN PERSON U LITTLE DEUTSCHBAG PANZIES!!!FUCK YOU!!N ONE MAKES FUN OF UNDEROATH! U GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!?WELL FUCK YOU!!
some guy
8,949 Posts
32/M/NA
I love Shasta!!!!
8 Posts
26/F/IA
i love this band and this cd so you frickin' haters can shut up!

i love it.

<3 Abbie
Corndog McAssmuffi
2,096 Posts
31/M/OH
Originally posted by: Pip

Originally posted by: darksideII

HEY HEY FUCK U MUTHA FUCKAS U SON OF BITCHES I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA KILL U IN PERSON U LITTLE DEUTSCHBAG PANZIES!!!FUCK YOU!!N ONE MAKES FUN OF UNDEROATH! U GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!?WELL FUCK YOU!!

post of the day



bahahhahahahahahahaha
embarrassed for y
20,661 Posts
38/M/PA
worst band playing music right now? possibly. at least top ten worst
Corndog McAssmuffi
2,096 Posts
31/M/OH
Top ten is a given. Possibly top 5.
HAI MAJIDE
16,197 Posts
33/F/PA
Originally posted by: Pip

Originally posted by: darksideII

HEY HEY FUCK U MUTHA FUCKAS U SON OF BITCHES I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA KILL U IN PERSON U LITTLE DEUTSCHBAG PANZIES!!!FUCK YOU!!N ONE MAKES FUN OF UNDEROATH! U GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!?WELL FUCK YOU!!

post of the year

vanilla gorilla
213,124 Posts
38/M/PA
MAN THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN STUPID.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
underoath is tuffguy music all the sudden



please give my rod a hickey you sheltered nerds
Kadesh
37,478 Posts
34/M/PA
Originally posted by:slayer_0f_souls

they need to drop the whole i love jesus shit



kind of like some people need to drop the whole i love slayer crap.
I used to be cool.
12,617 Posts
F/PA
Originally posted by: woody_the_drummer

ok, i just a have a few things to say to you Jimmycakes: first off, you make fun of other people for their names, fuck off man haha. who the fuck are you to let your personal thoughts and feelings come through on a CD review like you did?! I unfortunately know a lot of people like you who write incredible bands off because they dont fit in your pathetically small window of what you think "good" music is. If you are going to be writing reviews about bands, you need to put a lot more thought and caution into what you say. i dont know if you are or not (and i seriously couldnt care less) but are you in a band? do you know how hard it is to write and organize enough material to make an entire album?! i can tell you, its not easy at all. but it can be one of the most rewarding things ever experienced in ones life. Don't get me wrong, there are a LOT of ass-awful bands out there, but UnderOath is not one of them. If a band is honestly happy with their own product then who gives a shit what some pathetic little waste of semen like you has to say?! This band is living out their dream and they are putting their heart and soul into everything that they do. so fuck off to you, to all of you haters, and anyone who thinks they know what they are talking about when it comes to making music, when all that they do is sit in their homes while they bitch and whine about everything that isnt right in their pathetic little excistence of a life. (If you are in a band, i would apologize, but right now i could seriously care less)

have a good day and fuck yourself.


Woah, you have WAY too much time on your hands. I didn't even read that but I know it was full of convoluted bullshit that I didn't want to hear or care about.
I used to be cool.
12,617 Posts
F/PA
Underoath fucking sucks anymore, end of fucking story. Why don't you try to spell correctly when attempting to address me. It's "YOU'RE" you assclown. Jesus...
I used to be cool.
12,617 Posts
F/PA
It's ok. Don't let it happen again.
I used to be cool.
12,617 Posts
F/PA
All right. Just giving you a head's up.
I used to be cool.
12,617 Posts
F/PA
Ok, just as long as you realize that I'm right.

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