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Underoath - Define The Great Line

Mariano Rivera   (7 reviews)

Posted: 05/09/2006 | Comments: 271 | Rate:

I tried really hard to set aside my bias against this band and go for some journalistic integrity for this review. But, after about 13 seconds into track 1, sorry, I couldn't.


This band has changed a lot since they started out, going from weird christian metal-vocaled stuff with keyboards to the second comming of Taking Back Sunday. Either way, it was always awful and made me go sleepy. This deal is nothing new. I guess its a bit "harder" than the last one, but still not inventive or original like their fan base tries to pass them off as. The psuedo-breakdowns are even more boring than the played out ones we hear in a lot of metalcore, and the fact that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM has a bed of that noise chord shit going on underneath it makes the whole album fucking unlistenable.


These chicks need to stop listening to Every Time I Die. Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry. Oh, and trying to sound all avant-garde only works if you have a little talent. The sung vocals are off-key (and don't tell me on purpose, anyone who sounds like shit on purpose deserves a slug between the eyes) and the screams sound exactly like all the other faggoty emo-core-bi-curious bags of shit currently flooding underground music.


And then theres the lyrics. Holy christ, the lyrics -
"They're watching, They're watching
I am being watched
This is overwhelming
Paranoia"

Fucking brilliantly put, wow, I've never heard anything so poignant and piercing into my soul. Suck a cock.




I also tried really hard to find something about this I could pick out and not hate with every cell of my being, but alas, this turd's as corny as it comes. Fuck this band, this style, and anyone who likes it.

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Comments
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
stop acting like people who play music are some deep brotherhood. you're a faggot and i want to have nothing in common with you

not only is underoath and this genre terrible, they are terrible just for a band in this genre. im gonna call it dead-horse-emo. keep rattling off the noise chord breakdowns and pussy scream vocals. this shit it horrible.

kinda like eddie said, i dont care if some one spent 8 years writing an album about their mother who just died of cancer, if its a fucking turd its a fucking turd. the bands i was in wrote stupid songs that made people move and were fun to play, we werent in some blood struggle against the world to make the most profound effort we had ever heard.

you're an outrageously moronic douchebag, get off my dick, dont get so worked up over a stupid review of a shitty album. chew on semen, faggot.
I used to be cool.
12,617 Posts
F/PA
"Dead-horse emo?" That's a nice title. I just think they suck anymore, plain and simple. They were good once and now they aren't. The end.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
blah blah blah horse cock

you said dumb shit and eddie raped you, now you're breaking your ankles trying to backpedal. leave.
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3 Posts
26/F/TX
I LOVE underoath!!
_diNOpoWER
9 Posts
29/M/AZ
underOATH has always been great.



i always enjoy listening to them.



this album isn't any different from the way i feel about their other ones.

:]
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
Originally posted by:fallforever

it seems like you guys can't give a positive review to any band that is "somewhat" mainstream. You bash all the popular bands and give their cd's 0's whether or not they are even decent. And then all the little punks on here comment crap like "yeah they suck dick" or something gay like that. I bet 99% of the bashing these bands haven't even listened to them. I think underoth is a great band and there music is addicting. so screw all you haters.



this album and band fucking blow, you know it, and there is no two ways about it. fist fuck your cat.
gremlin
5 Posts
28/M/MO
i love it... im glad they are back.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
if you're looking for class, go to the fucking waldorf. this is a A FUCKING WEB SITE FULL OF AWFUL PEOPLE WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR YOU OR YOUR OPINION.

your little joke there gets a car crash. shit, your whole existence on this site so far gets a car crash. you are a boob and an idiot. stop posting.
christdied4u
5 Posts
12/M/NA
wow that review is horrible. people are extremely biased, and im cool with that, but the people that post the actual reviews need to show some maturity.
back in town.
4,426 Posts
31/M/CA
Originally posted by:christdied4u

wow that review is horrible. people are extremely biased, and im cool with that, but the people that post the actual reviews need to show some maturity.

No they fucking dont.
hi
34 Posts
36/M/NJ
I bet even Jesus hates this shit.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
Originally posted by:False Idols Fall

'journalistic integrity' ? Your review is really bad, write about the music and not write that you don't like them.


i did write about the music, which i mentioned was horrible and unoriginal, even going into detail about the lyrics and vocals

learn to read you down syndromed retard
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
Originally posted by:christdied4u

wow that review is horrible. people are extremely biased, and im cool with that, but the people that post the actual reviews need to show some maturity.


if christ knew he died for people like you and underoath, he would come back and skullfuck your mother
I have no legs!
3 Posts
31/M/MI
jimmycakes needs to stop posting and get laid
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
Originally posted by:lizar50

jimmycakes needs to stop posting and get laid


this is true, but far from possible

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