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Underoath - Define The Great Line

Mariano Rivera   (7 reviews)

Posted: 05/09/2006 | Comments: 271 | Rate:

I tried really hard to set aside my bias against this band and go for some journalistic integrity for this review. But, after about 13 seconds into track 1, sorry, I couldn't.


This band has changed a lot since they started out, going from weird christian metal-vocaled stuff with keyboards to the second comming of Taking Back Sunday. Either way, it was always awful and made me go sleepy. This deal is nothing new. I guess its a bit "harder" than the last one, but still not inventive or original like their fan base tries to pass them off as. The psuedo-breakdowns are even more boring than the played out ones we hear in a lot of metalcore, and the fact that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM has a bed of that noise chord shit going on underneath it makes the whole album fucking unlistenable.


These chicks need to stop listening to Every Time I Die. Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry. Oh, and trying to sound all avant-garde only works if you have a little talent. The sung vocals are off-key (and don't tell me on purpose, anyone who sounds like shit on purpose deserves a slug between the eyes) and the screams sound exactly like all the other faggoty emo-core-bi-curious bags of shit currently flooding underground music.


And then theres the lyrics. Holy christ, the lyrics -
"They're watching, They're watching
I am being watched
This is overwhelming
Paranoia"

Fucking brilliantly put, wow, I've never heard anything so poignant and piercing into my soul. Suck a cock.




I also tried really hard to find something about this I could pick out and not hate with every cell of my being, but alas, this turd's as corny as it comes. Fuck this band, this style, and anyone who likes it.

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Comments
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
Originally posted by:coandca333

yeah this album is good if you like metal or hardcore then you will like this album and if you dont then quit fucking posting reviews about shit that you dont like nobody wants to hear you bitch about how terrible you think a genre of music nobodys taste in music is anymore "correct" than anyone elses so to the guy who wrote this review.....fuck you


EVER HEAR OF PERIODS AND COMMAS YOU DRIPPY CUNT?

IF YOU DONT LIKE THE REVIEW, DONT FUCKING READ IT. POSTING HERE WONT CHANGE SHIT AND WILL ONLY GET YOU MADE FUN OF. THIS MUSIC IS AWFUL AND THEY DO NOTHING TO CHANGE THAT PERCEPTION. GET CANCER AND DIE IN YOUR MOTHERS ARMS
Mat
5 Posts
28/M/NA
Ok so,



It's a fact that "The sung vocals are off-key," no, that's an opinion.

It's a fact that "Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry," no it's an opinion. You obviously havent heard of too many bands.

It's a fact that they're like the second comming of Taking Back? No it's an opinion.



"STOP POSTING OR I'M RAPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND".. If anything you'd probably rape me. That's more fact then your whole review is.

You're gay, is more fact then your whole review is.

Fuck. You.

the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
Originally posted by:mat778

Ok so,

It's a fact that "The sung vocals are off-key," no, that's an opinion.
It's a fact that "Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry," no it's an opinion. You obviously havent heard of too many bands.
It's a fact that they're like the second comming of Taking Back? No it's an opinion.

"STOP POSTING OR I'M RAPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND".. If anything you'd probably rape me. That's more fact then your whole review is.
You're gay, is more fact then your whole review is.
Fuck. You.


nah man im pretty sure key is something you can measure and this shit is way off

IM SO GHEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL thats a good one if you're in 5th grade in 1991

and faggot i forgot more bands in my sleep last night than you'll ever come across, and i'm still a child in the scheme of things. know your place and stuff your mouth with the closest colored dick you can find. forever.
I have no legs!
227 Posts
66/M/AK
omg, ok so they are nothing like what they usedto be!! BIG FRIKKIN DEAL! its not that bad of an album..not the BEST! but not that bad.. i mean you people make it sound like its new kids on the block or something... ive been a fan of this band since the begining, and im stickin with them even tho they arent metal anymore.. doesnt mean they arent talented musicians with the goal of making themselves something... the only thing i would change about this band.. is to bring dallas and octavio back.. they were what made underoath
F.T.T.W
4,437 Posts
37/M/NA
^ wow you are gay.
Wha?
17 Posts
32/F/NA
why does everyone insult stuff on here with homophobic remarks?

it would be just like saying "this is Ni**er shit!"-which no one would say because its racist. And yes im a very big Liberal. And im bisexual. just so you know.

Plus, being gay does not mean you're gonna make sappy music. for fuckssake Rob Halford was gay, and he kicked ass.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
YEAH BUT THESE FAGGOTS ARE GAY AND THEY SUCK ASS
Wha?
17 Posts
32/F/NA
"these faggots are gay and they suck ass." That was the most pathetic reply I have yet to recieve. I bet you would know a lot about sucking ass, jimmy.
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
A HUR DUR DUR

and many people on this site blast something for being "nigger shit" so clam up before you look around, toots.

this shit is terrible, awful, horrid, offensive, and GAY. if using those words bothers you, go back to fucking san fransisco where all the other sheltered, politically correct, dishonest people fuck themselves while reality slips from their grasp. fuck you. fuck your idealistic horseshit. grow up and look at the real world.
Wha?
17 Posts
32/F/NA
The Real world? What the fuck are you talking about?
"sheltered...dishonest..." WTF?
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
i didnt fucking e-stutter, cunt

p.c. is dishonest language used by sheltered people who can't accept reality

stop posting
I have no legs!
227 Posts
66/M/AK
jimmy cakes is an idiot... anyways i think that people who already hate the band shouldnt come read a review about the band.. i mean you hate them, why read about how much someone else thinks they suck! reviews are for people who are interested in it, and want to see what other peoples opinions are..
the sandman
36,573 Posts
8/M/NE
shut up faggot

make sense when you post
I used to be cool.
12,617 Posts
F/PA
I refuse to listen to this cd because I know it will only further promote the shitty feeling I have for this band. They've gone seriously downhill.
shoobyda
8 Posts
11/M/NA
this band is good.



...alot bands that get good reviews here are trash



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